originally posted in:A R D E N T
May I have one please? I believe I may have missed the last one
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Caboose, have you seen Tucker? His baby is running around beating people to death with it's dick again
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Huh. Tucker did it!
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Wha-no, Caboose I know he gave birth to it but there's no way in hell he's responsible for giving that thing a dick big enough to beat someone to death with. I mean, I wouldn't know since I've never er seen him naked but... Wait, what the -blam!- are we talking about again? Where's Tucker? I'm not going anywhere near that abomination.
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... is it a problem I don't know where tucker is?
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N-yes...sorta... I dunno, it [i]is[/i] kinda funny watching people get clubbed by a large alien dong...
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I'm too sober for this
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