I can think of several ways to bake a turkey in Destiny. 1. Strap it to a Sunsinger's back. Cook time: 1 Strike 2. Have a Gunslinger use it for Golden Gun practice. Cook time: 3 shots. 3. Throw incendiary grenades at it. Cook time: between 100 seconds and 240 minutes, depending on cooldown. 4. Tie it to the back of your ship, right where the engines are. Cooktime: 7 seconds at high warp. 5. Tie it on top of Zavala's head, then tell him about Cayde's latest antics. Cook time: Instantaneous.