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Edited by Trash Bags: 11/26/2016 5:41:28 AM
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Took a shower, almost got lucky! SO CLOSE!

So I decided to get a shower not too long ago, had taken one in two days and I felt I needed one a lot. Shampoo'd my hair, cleaned my junk and armpits(holy shit the stank) and then brushed my teeth. After all that was done I stood in the warm stream of water to soak it in. Then I got out to grab the towel in the name of kanye I saw the most beautiful blonde ever. Now Ive seen her around before and even spoke to her several times but that was limited to "where the -blam!- you at?" to "will you help me?" I once even invited her over for a shower and asked if she'd dry me off. But thats been the extent of our interactions. I honestly have no idea how she got in but -blam!- it, i was getting lucky. Fully naked she was so I grabbed her and pulled her towards me. It got heated as she touched me everywhere even my naughty bits. I was a little shy and I went out to get protection and so I left her there. I noticed when I came back that she undid her hair and it touched the ground. She was so beautiful that little children would mistake her for a Disney princess. She ran her hair through my hair, unfortunately I had other obligations that were too important to postpone So i told her another time, put my protection on(underwear, sweats and shirt) then hung my Rapunzel towel on the rack. Walked out and went about my time.

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