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Edited by ramirez: 8/7/2016 7:24:27 AM
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Just in case somebody needs to send their #offtopic regards: I’m Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I’ve learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (that's pretty much it, offtopic doesn't have a lot of copypastas to offer, but should you find one direct yourself here)

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  • I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m -blam!-ing retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns.

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