[spoiler]Because God doesn't believe in them.[/spoiler]
Checkm8atheists
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I'm not really religious or atheistic But you got to admit some of the stuff god made is very strange Panda -make a bear look like a cow Seahorse - lets make the males be the ones that get pregnant Mantis - lets make a bug that knows martial arts, and eats the head of their mating partner Spider - lets make something that farts rope