Good morning. Good morning. It's a beautiful morning. And I just want to say, you are all beautiful people, not like The Fallen, but I'll get to them soon. You better believe it, you won't believe what I have to tell you about The Fallen.
The Fallen, have broken into our City. They are stealing our jobs, they are stealing our food, they are stealing our metal. They're stealing everything, to be honest. They are even stealing our snow. That's right, our snow, I couldn't believe it myself, but I went out there this morning, and I saw them. I saw them stealing our snow.
Now if I'm elected speaker, I promise to end this. I will end all of this. All of you, and I'll start by rebuilding our Great Wall. It has stood for hundreds of years, built when our City was Great. But it's not great any more, because we've allowed the Speaker to turn us all against each other with his Crooked Agenda. I will rebuild this wall, higher than ever, and I will make the Fallen pay for it. You better believe they will pay for it, and they aren't going to like it.
I own a lot of hotels in the City, and I can tell you, business is bad. It's bad people. Real bad. And it's because of the Fallen, and their thievery that it's like this. It's a shame. Back in my day, they wouldn't have let this happen. But I'm going to fix it. I'm going to fix it. How am I going to fix it? I'm going to fix it good. Believe it, and our wall will be the best wall ever.
So come November, I want you to vote Donald Trump for Speaker of the City, and we will Make The City Great Again!
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Trump confirmed for having dread explorer ghost shell.
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Our primary candidates for POTUS are a Narcisstic Businessman/Actor and a (should be) Convicted Criminal. On top of that, the Mayor of Cormorant, Minnesota is a dog named Duke and just got elected to his 3rd term. Our country apparently has just given up and is now set on making the USA just one big meme.
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Crooked Hillary is directly funding the House of Wolves to continue the instability in the Reef. Not with Trump!!! We are going to build a big beautiful wall and make the Fallen pay for it. No more will the City listen to the false song of Dead Orbit. We need to get tough, real tough, real fast, or we will lose. Hillary wants to go to war with the Queen of the Reef. Can you believe that? I tell ya folks, thats not the person we need as Speaker. #MAGA
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Edited by Shadow Artiste: 10/5/2016 4:37:04 AMThis has to be a fake Trump. I mean, it's mostly on point but there's a completely lack of self adoration. The real Trump would have worked in a lot of references to his business achievements, the attractiveness of his daughter (and occasionally his wife) and his considerable wealth.
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It will be nice to have a fresh woman in the speakers house. Thanks Trump.!!!
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Second time I have read this post and it is still funny
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He is half the reason I am voting for Gary Johnson hillary is the other half
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Isn't there already one?
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Lmao. The post was great but the salty replies were better.
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Lol the USA is screwed. Rule Britannia, xD.
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WRONG!
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Congratulations. You made me laugh like an idiot in class today. Thank you.
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Walls don't work. He needs to see attack on Titan to learn something! ノ( º _ ºノ)
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Not anywhere near funny. Don't try again.
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If you took this as an opening to make political comments, please don't vote.
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Edited by lonesoldier27: 10/5/2016 1:04:17 PMTrump sucks, Hilary sucks, gonna vote 3rd party and "waste" my vote because I'm tired of getting candidates who should not be in charge of their own bathroom breaks let alone a country Vote for Gary Johnson On a side note this belongs in #offtopic
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Edited by The_Lowang: 10/5/2016 12:35:15 PMYou don't need an assassin, i'll do it for free
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*triggered*
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Hillary is a criminal who has never been convicted. So was Nixon. Kennedy was mobbed up. The point is, we've had crooks in the White House before and survived. Trump managed to lose money running a casino. A casino. How the hell do you lose money running a casino??? If he can't run a casino what makes people think he's capable of running a country? [i]I'm Cayde-6 and I approve this transmission. [/i]
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Well...the City is screwed, we've got this guy trying to be Speaker? I'm going to start my own City, anybody else want to join in?
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But most illegal immigrants fly into the country with work visas and stay after they expire so whats going to stop the fallen from flying over the wall in there skiffs?
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I don't like Trump because he wants to deport 11 million illegal immigrants and that's unrealistic. That's all I know. I heard that Hillary had an illegal email server but I'm not sure if it's true or not. I think it is. I don't know.
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Lol people are already getting salty and bringing the actual election into this. So many good laughs
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This looks hilarious. I don't have time right now, so... Bump for later? Thanks!
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Lmfao
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The wall is gonna be huuuge.