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9/30/2016 10:30:16 PM
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The Next president of the United States isn't Trump or Hillary
Hillary and trump stand side by side waiting to hear their name called. The announcement is made.
[quote]"Your next president of the United States is...."[/quote]
Hillary clenches her phone, ready to delete emails. Donald Trump begins to sweat, using his blueprints for the wall to wipe is brow.
[b][i]"BILL NYE"[/i][/b]
Bill Nye busts down the wall behind hillary and Donald with some science ass concoction, killing both of them, Bill Nye's theme blairs all over the United states.
Europe still doesn't understand our culture. Canada begins to slowly move away from America. ISIS just finished watching episode 2 of Bill Nye the Science Guy, now knowing that inertia is a property of matter, stop their violent atrocities and asks for peace among the whole world.
"BILL BILL BILL BILL" the crowd cheers.
Bill Nye walks up to the podium and adjusts his bow tie. He gets close to the mic. He let's out a breath, a silence falls upon the crowd.
[spoiler]"Science Rules" he whispers.[/spoiler]
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1 Reply>Be class of high school >Teacher says we're watching Bill Nye videos today >Cheering >"BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL" >cult.gif >goes on a crusade through the school >now 3200 strong >rampages through City is a mass of conversions >only Rednecks and Liberal Cry-babies are killed for their refusal to accept Bill Nye as an almighty god. > "BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL," we chant. >within a matter of hours, we're spreading through the US like a cleansing fire. >Almost everyone converts, even the President >We integrate the US military as our own. >Everyone in the world is converted or dead, except for the Chinese heathens. >So we nuke them like North Korea. >Now the Earth worships Bill Nye. > "BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL," we chant. >We develope space travel and conquer the galaxy. >even the San'Shyuum convert willingly. >We move from the Galaxy to others with ease, our armies invincible. > "BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL," we chant. >The universe responds to us, and we know life it complete. >it says "BILL NYE, THE SCIENCE GUY!" [b] [/b] [b] [/b] [b] [/b] [b] [/b] [b] [/b] [b] [/b] [b] [/b] >"Science rules."
