A clay man I made, and I, are in love. Greek clay is named after "plastelini" so I call my new boyfriend plastelino. I baked him so his clay penis will always be hard. I know he understands me because when I tell him my problems he sits fearless, calm and silent and listens to me. Then we -blam!-. I am happy at last, I found true love. Please dont copy plastelino.
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Why not?
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I can picture it now. An x-ray with a broken off clay penis stuck in various possible holes
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Clay? Don't you mean Carmine.
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well u know what they say, different strokes for different folks and these here folks might've had strokes
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Can you make me one? a woman, hollow out an area for you know, something.
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Good job fren
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)=ε✄╰U╯
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Does it -sorry [i]he[/i]-, have joints? Cause if not lame
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Is this copypasta?
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Can I meet him, he sounds like a cool dude. [spoiler]wort[/spoiler] [spoiler]wort[/spoiler]
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I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop.
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You crazy?
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What..............the...................hell
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Don't get him wet
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Wow that is some art i just read just wow xD
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You can also carve clay
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Clay? He's gonna be hard to clean 😅
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Disturbing yet fun.
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I loved Lily... until she was taken from me...
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Damn vegetables stealing our women.
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That's hawt
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Sounds... Fun.
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Edited by Ape King Ira: 9/23/2016 11:43:44 AMA clayman and a moongrill. Perfect match, then. Wait you are a girl, right?
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Good for you xmmy
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Edited by tony: 9/23/2016 11:55:21 AMDoes he eats the booty like groceries ?