Somebody once told me That I could make some money by bullying some people online So I grew a gnome goatee and put on a stupid beanie And started making up some dank lies [Pre-Chorus: Uncle Dane] So, I'm making death threats and calling people "ni​gger" Counting that cash while my channel's growing bigger Never you mind I was already banned From my racist, homophobic, hate speech rants Found a loophole, now it's my goal To poison the online punch bowl You never know who I might dox So y'all can suck on my cocks [Chorus: Uncle Dane] Hey now, you're a Keemstar Get your hat on, MLG Hey now, you're a Keemstar Get your sociopathy And all we care about is news Personal attacks and harassment is totally news [Interlude: Keemstar] Like, I literally wanna kill this dude. It's not a threat it's a promise, I want to -blam!-ing kill this dude Oh, -blam!-in righteous -blam!-ing -blam!-, Alex, is doing this shit Hmm, can't wait to report your death, haha! Like seriously? What's wrong with you, asshole Everybody type in the chat Alex is a stupid -blam!- I only do this show for money, that's it, alright I don't do it to entertain people, that's just a -blam!-ing scam I really hope you die of cancer, I hate every single one of you -blam!- the fans [Chorus: Uncle Dane] Hey now, you're a Keemstar Do a trickshot, MLG Hey now, you're a Keemstar Eat your popcorn, goatee And all I report is the news If you'd call this news [Verse 2: Uncle Dane] Somebody once asked "Can you spare me from harassment Your content is a -blam!-ing disgrace" I said "Yep, and to save my rep I'm gonna bully you until you're dead I'll punch you harder than my girlfriend's face" [Pre-Chorus: Uncle Dane] Well, the hate keeps coming for the show I'm running Even if I get banned I'll just keep on coming Doesn't make sense to give up this shtick I make mad money from being a dick My revenue stream, it is my dream To take online gossip to the extreme I'm a sociopath don't you know I'll do anything for a little dough