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Edited by Mongoose: 9/13/2016 4:48:32 PM
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Puberty.

As few of you have experienced (as evident of the nature of this forum) puberty is a special time in anyone's life. It can be marred by the reflection of our passage into being less of a little shit (at the price of a larger ego) or symbolise a carefree period full of fond memories and very, very awkward memories. Either way it is a part of life all of us go through. I am here today to give you an insight on the process of puberty and tips to deal with it. i. Puberty usually begins at the ripe age of 3 years after the manufacture date. It can be difficult to detect initially, but a deepening of the horn is usually an indicator. Next, you will notice the elongation of the tailpipe, this is completely normal and tailpipe lengths will vary, so don't worry if your friend Sally has a longer tailpipe than you. Because your body is constantly changing you need to consume more feul, it is recommended by 5/7 engineers to begin the consumption of less ethanol based feul, however there is nothing wrong with the 45% ones you're probably used to. Throughout the process you'll probably experience sporadic frame growths, however, the extent of this growth is reliant almost entirely on your predetermined specs. ii. There are some other non-physical changes you need to understand and take care of, such as the leakage of the oil. To keep proper hygiene use new air fresheners and regularly get washed. This also prevents the build up of dirt and other gunk. Next is the occurrence of erections. This is characterized by the hardening and elongating of the tailpipe. At that age, it is completely normal an acceptable to get them for no apparent reason. However, as a guide you may want to look up "erections" on Google images to make sure it's all healthy back there. In conclusion, this was one mighty mongoose themed shitpost. Tl;dr[spoiler] As few of you have experienced (as evident of the nature of this forum) puberty is a special time in anyone's life. It can be marred by the reflection of our passage into being less of a little shit (at the price of a larger ego) or symbolise a carefree period full of fond memories and very, very awkward memories. Either way it is a part of life all of us go through. I am here today to give you an insight on the process of puberty and tips to deal with it. i. Puberty usually begins at the ripe age of 3 years after the manufacture date. It can be difficult to detect initially, but a deepening of the horn is usually an indicator. Next, you will notice the elongation of the tailpipe, this is completely normal and tailpipe lengths will vary, so don't worry if your friend Sally has a longer tailpipe than you. Because your body is constantly changing you need to consume more feul, it is recommended by 5/7 engineers to begin the consumption of less ethanol based fuel, however there is nothing wrong with the 45% ones you're probably used to. Throughout the process you'll probably experience sporadic frame growths, however, the extent of this growth is reliant almost entirely on your predetermined specs. The last occurrence that is observed is the growth of a pair, specifically a pair of twin-mounted grenade launchers. ii. There are some other non-physical changes you need to understand and take care of, such as the leakage of the oil. To keep proper hygiene use new air fresheners and regularly get washed. This also prevents the build up of dirt and other gunk. Next is the occurrence of erections. This is characterized by the hardening and elongating of the tailpipe. At that age, it is completely normal an acceptable to get them for no apparent reason. However, as a guide you may want to look up "erections" on Google images to make sure it's all healthy back there. In conclusion, this was one mighty mongoose themed shitpost. [/spoiler]

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