What are you drinking? Can you count to ten? Backwards. How many fingers am I holding up? Wait no no no... Get off the ground... Can someone plz help him? Get that knife out of his hand. Fully disarm him, good. Now, I'm gonna ask you again. Can you remember what you took? No? -5 hours later- ok, we've tested you. You have a an extreme allergic reaction to salt, which you ate 3 bottles of. Why would you do that? Nevermind. So, the salt gave you side effects. You literally become "salty" and complain about everything you see... Good thing you weren't driving. Ok, we're gonna leave you here now, ambulance is coming to "eject" the salt out of you. Bye.