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Edited by Cyber:
9/13/2016 11:24:35 PM
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Life is now on "Hard Mode". What changes do you expect?
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Ha! I got mods! I know has a flying donkey that shits rainbows and unlimited wifi. Bitch
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Women(or men if your a girl) don't exist 50% less drop rate of good things to happen to you Wifi is 50% slower And you must listen to Rick Roll everyday before you sleep(and after).
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Edited by ferial56: 9/21/2016 3:52:14 AMMore homework. More tests. No friends. And the worst of it.... No. Wifi.
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2 Replies+1 chromosome That's it.
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There is more school after college
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3 RepliesYou can never find a matching sock. Paper cuts happen 25% more often. Social skills -10 You'll forget to brush your teeth more often. People you dislike are now 33% more dislikable. Your phone chargers will break more often. Your internet is now 50% slower. You'll always have a rock in your shoe. Every cookie you eat will have a raisin in it. You are 20% more likely to stub your toe on furniture. Your phone's battery runs down quicker. You'll always have annoying songs stuck in your head. More feminists appear in the world. The pizza is always cold.
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2 RepliesSuicide rates would go up. Bad life? Just end it all and start it over again with a fresh respawn :^)
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I'm hard constantly and nothing can stop it!!! [spoiler]please no ban[/spoiler]
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Steven Avery mode :- be born, accused of murder, life in prison with no parole.
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Leaving the house.
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52 RepliesAdult hood is now 15 You are kicked out of parents house when you reach 15. Everything for sale no matter what it is has gone up by 15% Summer break is now 2 months instead of 3 You have to pee/poop twice as much You have to brush your teeth 4 times a day and if you don't a tooth vanishes the next day. Constipation lasts 20% longer. You're PCs battery life is halved ( and your phone ) And charging takes 25% longer You can only use the internet for 6 hours a week. Your farts smell 10% worse All TV screens are 30% smaller. 15% higher chance of a meteor hitting the Earth or an earthquake. The sun is 3 times brighter. Acid rain is a 2% chance [u]everyday[/u] A random part of your body will start aching for no reason every hour. When you fall over the cut will hurt twice as much You must consume much more food and drink alot more as you can only last 24 hours without both. You must bump this comment when you read it or you will have a 96% chance of your genitials exploding. [spoiler]Well its not like they define your gender anyway...[/spoiler]
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-bug fixes -coolness cap increased from 99 to 999 -added a new building-(insert shop name here) -removed and added some stuff
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1 ReplyI expect a perpetual boner.
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Harder to accomplish goals like get a job, earn money etc. If you commit a crime expect the military to be on you instead of police. Expect extreme competition in every activity you do wether it's a sport, playing a game or working. Critics will be everywhere, expect to be called worthless trash a lot. Your parents will either have abandon you, be druggies or possibly die while you're still young. Most communities, religiins, etc will become radical. Expect to offend lots of people just by breathing. Disease will be more common, cures will be more scarce or deadly. Most wild animals will be rabid or feral, don't go into the woods unless you're absolutely prepared to fight a pack of rabid bear wolves. No more bees, just wasps. Items will become more expensive, don't expect kids year olds to have an iPhone s7, to think that's more of a benefit out of anything. You have to get a 90+ average every year in school or you have to start all over. STDs and diseases like cancer will actually spread on forums and other websites. Hearing aids will also become an actuall Hearing Transmitted Disease, be careful who you speak to.
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It's more difficult to pay to win.
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It wasnt already on hard mode? Fck my life then....
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My life is already on hard mode. [spoiler]And I'm not winning. ;-;[/spoiler]
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Trying to survive with Hilary Clinton in command
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People on the internet now actually know what they're talking about:
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A lot more boners
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Me never busting a nut
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Every girl (or guy) on earth now hates you except one. You have to find him/her for you to ever have a relationship.
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No don't die out you interesting post! Keep on living l! BUMP! BUMMMMMP!
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2 RepliesEdited by pValue2010: 9/12/2016 5:03:36 PM* Trump is president * North Korea figured out nukes * All drivers are asian * All food is German * your internet history is on full display to everyone * halo 2 jackal snipers are positioned on top of your house and are on legendary mode
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Harder enemies, and hard mode ores to spawn.
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [spoiler]The luckiest seven you will ever meet[/spoiler]
