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What issss up, bnet nation!? I'm your host, killer-memestar! I have to get this out of the way today so let's get roiiigghhhttt into the neeews!
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>Today, in the news! This is not exactly linked to OffTopic but it's important.
Well this is more like old news but this topic was brought to my attention by the user "the abyss walker". He linked me Frick the popos thread on it and I just had to do a story on it, for everyone should know about this.
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There is a chemical in subways bread and supposedly other food produce called Dihydrogen Monoxide!! This "chemical" is dangerous and deadly according to many sources that I have looked through. This chemical is used in the production of yoga mats, coolant and even "a waste product of nuclear power reactors" and more?
Scary right? Well upon further inspection, you see a hashtag on the bottom right hand corner of the image that saw this on that says "h2okills". I went into the comments and decided to do my own small amount of research. DHMO is literally just water.
"The dihydrogen monoxide hoaxinvolves calling water by the unfamiliar chemical name "dihydrogen monoxide" (DHMO), and listing some of water's effects in an alarming manner, such as the fact that it accelerates corrosion and can cause severe burns." Quote from Wikipedia.
Original post: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/210334509/0/0
Page about it being a hoax: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_hoax
For those who were not aware that it is a hoax and want to read up on it, click the link!
>More, in the news! This is rather minor (or major depending on who you are and still play destiny) and destiny related (don't kill me please) but the Thorn IS back! (Okay wait yeah kill m-..) OKAY well don't listen to her, she is just a voice. They tell me what to say sometimes ahahah. But the Thorn may very well be on its way after Rise of Iron, brought to light by Reddit by... GameInformer? Interesting. This was brought to my attention by the user "I Noscoped Crota" awesome name btw.
Screenshot he/she sent me (I had permission to link it):
https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13903356_1171375939570347_775739242687208442_n.jpg?oh=bb300bf9deb6f728b3124eeb107b1f5e&oe=5819FCFD
>Even more, in the news! There are tons of Destiny posts still ending up in #OffTopic. Please label and # your posts correctly. Kinda related? https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/210262247/0/0 though it's not in #OffTopic
>More in the news! Irony.. That's all.
>lastly! In the news! Someone's uh.. "Meat" got grilled in #OffTopic. Credit to Toxic Muffin for bringing it to my attention.
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/210289740/0/0
TL;DR: Dihydrogen Monoxide is not a dangerous chemical, it's water. Thorn is to make a return. #Destiny posts are showing up in #OffTopic. Dick steak.
That's it for this episode of B.net Alert, tune in tomorrow for more updates on drama you shouldn't care about!
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I remember when Blonic would do the news, you will be missed. #estuschuggingchampion
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I remember that picture of the meat shaped like a dick. I remember the comments. Some of them were just children. Not everyone made it back without the scars. The scars seared into us by the meat dick.
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Try #destiny
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You people are so fuсking weird.
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*sits in a polished black leather chair* #rememberNeonNewsWeekly
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OP: Everybody type in the chat Max is a stupid.....
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I'd volunteer to work on this but I realize I would forget about it and play video games.
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Edited by PKun, Grey Knight: 8/6/2016 8:49:25 AMAlso in the news: [spoiler]I did news threads first.[/spoiler] [spoiler]See you in court.[/spoiler] [spoiler]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/203144910/0/0 https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/205237635/0/0[/spoiler]
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The flood sucks now
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[quote]I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.[/quote]
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Dihydrogen Monoxide is literally water
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*man crashing on his bike* *que "to be continued* *que its time to stop!!* *que this*
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Hey you yeah you have you ever wanted to make a wish just for it to be made corrupt then look at this post
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Why did nobody notice the dihydrogen monoxide thing? Dihydrogen is 2 hydrogen atoms and monoxide is one oxygen
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>mfw I see my name on here ( ͡O ͜ʖ ͡O)
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Please, keep doing these.
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First one was better
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No please
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Good god please don't ever do this again.
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Edited by …….: 8/6/2016 2:52:34 AMStop.
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I have cancer now
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I... I'm going to prepare the radiation treatment, I think I have cancer now.
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Awesome.
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Did you really have to imitate one of the most cancerous guy in the internet?
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Edited by Triv: 8/6/2016 2:35:48 AMKill me.
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You need to have interviews with 'famous' users with no context