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7/10/2016 12:41:14 PM
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Help, I can't understand what's going on during church.
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7 RepliesIs it a pokestop?
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Pray, drink the wine, eat the bread, drink the wine, drink wine, drink the wine, knock over the candles while fighting over the wine and inadvertently burn the church down. Next Sunday stay home and drink beer...
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Edited by Fletchy 2 Coats: 7/13/2016 2:53:08 PMAll you need to remember is: https://youtu.be/rjXu2f_85dk
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Pray to Satan. He'll guide you in the right direction.
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1 ReplyDon't believe that garbage. Be smarter than your parents.
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Sacrifice the goat and put the blood in middle of your forehead.
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7 RepliesIf regulars kneel you kneel If regulars sit you sit Do as they do. Read the pamphlet over and over or daydream if you are that bored.
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I go to a contemporary church where rock and roll music plays and we read verses. I go with my dad and it's a good read and fun to listen.
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Edited by Legion: 7/12/2016 8:37:03 AMIf it's like the church I went to growing up, they will have a board with the books they will be reading from and the verses they will be starting from. They will read a verse or two, apply irl bullshit to it, etc, etc get on with the teaching and they will preach and teach the word. every church have their own approach.
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I miss the bus You miss the bus We both miss the bus We catch the next bus Sica la Sica loruim Stand sit kneel Sica la Sica loruim
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Honestly Id rather read the Bible itself than go.
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1 ReplyTry listening
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Edited by arosa-gti: 7/12/2016 7:49:05 AMJust do what everywhere else does.
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You're slowly being programmed without you knowing it, when you start understanding what's going on it may be too late. Get out while you can, there's not much time!!
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1 ReplyFirst: the sacrifices Then: the chanting Lastly: the summoning At least that's how it goes for me
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Just repeat the words hail lord xenu....
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Burn the church down
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1 ReplySacrifice to satan
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1 ReplyCapture a pokemon.
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Thats just it, it doesnt.
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Sleep
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2 RepliesJust roll with it.....unless the priest asks you to come out the back with him!!!
