Teabagging is a powerful ability that has no cost/charge at all and can be used pretty much infinitely. It is in serious need of a nerf and here are some suggestions:
-Crouching in rapid succession delays sprint recovery time.
-Crouching and uncrouching on a friendly downed guardian increases respawn timer by 2 seconds.
-Pressing the crouch button too many times in succession will turn on sticky keys.
-Teabagging on the vanguard table increases Eris Morn's rock's opacity by 10% per cycle.
-Teabagging in PoE causes Variks to get annoyed. Stacks with Varik's impatience.
-Cabal harvesters on Firebase Delphi become aggressive towards teabaggers.
-Teabagging as an exo causes your testicles to become organic and susceptible to flood infection.
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