Kill them, well kill one first. Kill your mother first, eviscerate her in front of your father. Make sure she's alive whilst you doing this then cut off all of her extremities and then exsanguinate her. Dump her blood all over your father's body then start to pull out his teeth one by one. By this time I would get bored playing with my prey so just cut off his head and mount it in a spike. That should solve 60% of all of your current and soon to be problems
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Yeah... I kinda wanna stay out of prison...
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O shit [spoiler]inb4ban[/spoiler]
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XD still not banned
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