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I just walked into my bathroom and saw THIS! How could such a beast exist! Can you even kill it? I feel burning it with fire will only make it angrier. What if it has a secret compartment where it keeps wings?? Very frightening. You must be one tough fellow to be able to look at this for more than 5 seconds.
Edit: this thread is cursed on my app. It keeps crashing when I try to view your advice on how to deal with this monstrosity. Could it be this creature knows how [i]to hack phones as well???[/i]
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GAH OH MY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
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do this https://vine.co/v/ixXzKEbD9I0 btw wats ardent [spoiler] ...a casual loop within this toggler's mechanism suggests that the toggling process somehow binds space and time into... [/spoiler]
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This was on my porch
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Poo particles on the ground. Hel does not keep a clean bathroom confirmed.
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We are going to have to drown your house in bleach, set off a heavy duty bomb in your bathroom, send in land and air support to make sure there is no bathroom left, send in 59 diggers to dig a massive hole underground for your house to go and then lay thick loads of concrete over the dig site your house was put in. Sorry for any inconvenience
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Looked at it for 6 secs \(•_•)/
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Pour wee soul. Not the spider - you.
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Gimme the most violent weapons you own...😈
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Sorry op, but we're going to have to burn your house down, followed with heavy artillery and bombing, and finished up with a ICBM strike on the remains. It's the only way to be sure.
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Nuke it.
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Edited by ishallsmitethee: 7/2/2016 7:15:53 AMPass me a harpoon,a knife,59L of bleach and an empty pop bottle PRONTO
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At least its keeping other bugs away.
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Aracnaphobia levels just went through the roof...help me
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I was worried it was a picture of me😂
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That's a daddy long leg they're harmless [spoiler]inb4 daddy (つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ[/spoiler]
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Bad idea to look at these before bed. Feel like everything is crawling on me
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But, do you have these? Now that is the question.
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Step 1:Get a lighter and air freshener Step 2:Leave no survivors
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Good lord
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Are you afraid of a damn daddy long legs? Pussy gosh
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Why destroy??? My spider friends have become my strongest allies this summer because they devour any insect they come across.
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Edited by overlordkualsi: 7/1/2016 1:01:48 AM
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BURN IT!
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Hug le spooder. It wil hug u bak