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6/27/2016 5:30:06 AM
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping .50 cal bullets on disgusting terrorists. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m delusional but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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  • Edited by nerhpe: 6/27/2016 7:12:25 AM
    I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping .50 cal bullets on disgusting terrorists. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m delusional but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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  • I'm an A10. I even make brrrt sounds.

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  • BRRRRT TAKAKKAKAKAKAKA

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