Have you ever eaten outside and had flys swarm you and your food? Good. Because I'll tell you how to punish them fairly.
[b]How to catch them[/b]
This step will be needed to torture them
First grab a hose and turn it on. Fly comes near you? Spray em by putting your finger In the hole! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Torture 1:
Rip off their limbs
Torture 2:
Rip off their reproductive organs
Torture 3:
Impale them with a small toothpick
Torture 4:
Poke their eyes out with a small toothpick
Torture 5:
Stick it in a water bottle and put a spider in the bottle. (Find a Spider)
Torture 6:
Light it on fire
Torture 7:
Make it stay in OffTopic for a day
Torture 8:
Freeze it then smash it
Torture 9:
Water boarding
Torture 10:
If you spray Windex on a fly long enough it will dissolve so do that
Torture 11:
Microwave it
All these methods SHOULD kill a fly. so have fun!
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