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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
6/22/2016 2:17:59 AM
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*Mortar stabs at your leg before it hits, causing great pain*
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[b]Too bad he has no nerve endings, so he doesn't feel it. He continues to punch at Mortar.[/b]
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*Mortar keeps jumping back until he hits a wall* Shhiiiiiihhhhhiiiiitttttttt
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[b]He kicks Mortar through the wall.[/b]
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*Mortar gets up quickly as his sword changes to a large battle axe, which is cleaved into your arm*
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[b]It sinks into his arm, and he flails it, sending the axe flying. On top of that, Mortar's pain has grown absolutely unbearable at this point.[/b]
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*Mortar falls to his knees as the axe dissipates into thin air.* Damn that hurts. *Mortar takes a fast non prescription pain reliever and gets back up*
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[b]When Mortar first falls down, he kicks him in the face.[/b]
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*Mortar gets knocked back* That's it! *Mortar takes a taser and tazes himself. His limbs become longer, stronger. Three arms protrude from his back, attached to them a mortar.*
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"Dude what is that?"
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That is a stronger form of mine. Why did you think I was called Mortar?
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"That's like saying someone named Cole would have to be made of coal."
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Edited by BrandRobKus: 6/24/2016 12:13:51 AMThis is a legit thing I made. This was literally the first thing I thought of when making this guy And the name Cole... it's just a sensitive subject
