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Edited by BuckleUpBuckar0:
6/18/2016 11:51:11 AM
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Moments in Destiny that had you laughing so hard you cried?
Just had one. In a party with a bunch of friends but playing different games. Playing with a buddy trying to get a skirmish win and barely lost. My buddy says that the blueberry die and lost us the game. Out of nowhere my other bud ( who's just dickin around in the tower) says "-blam!-in deadbeat!" so -blam!-in funny!
Another time, back when I was on the 360 and couldn't record, I killed a legionary with an incendiary grenade and kill a few more things. Next thing I know I turn around and see a legionary with his head and shoulders stuck in the wall with his butt and legs just hanging in the air and he's twerking. Legit twerk like a mad man! I was dying laughing and my fiance ( who hates destiny) even started laughing her ass off! It was great
Share your stories
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Golgroth forgot I had aura, everyone died. Had to finish him or shame.
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A vandal bagging me. (it was stuck on a rock)
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15 RepliesThis may be more of a what the heck story but the other day, I had been walking around the cosmodrome. I always love to wave at low-levels because lots of them like to check out my gear and sometimes they actually end up asking how I get certain things. So anyway I see this level 6 or 7 Hunter roaming along in the distance and I wave to him. He pauses in his tracks, and does a dramatic slow turn to face me. He stares at me for a moment. And I kid you not this man straight up blew me a kiss, then faded into orbit. He never pulled out his ghost. He just faded away. Needless to say I never saw him again.
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When they announced the price for Rise of Iron
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1 ReplyThat one time when Bungie said "if you see it, you can go there. All that will be playable space." Gets me every time.
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The loot system.
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Back in year 1, crotas end to the house of wolves time, I had a buddy with an obsession with the MIDA multi tool. Back then, he was a Titan, and said he'd love the agility boost and really everything about the gun. But he never could get one. The game, on multiple occasions, gave ME the MIDA multi tool in front of him. There was one time, though, that had the entire fire team (except him of course) laughing for a good 5-10 minutes. Every time we did the vault of glass for the exotic chest, we shot multiple clips into it with the MIDA multi tool. It was our ritual, and most of the time it actually worked. It got me my first thunder lord. So on this occasion four people were firing their MIDA multi tools into the chest, excluding my friend and I (I'd left mine in the vault and was too lazy to transfer it via app) so after about two whole magazines of the MIDA multi tool we loot it. I got a MIDA multi tool from that chest, likely it was funny because we made it seem like had I used my Multi tool it would've had to go to my friend. we heard him throw his controller and mic somewhere. After some time, I dismantled it and the "Jyceless has found an exotic shard" popped up. We continued laughing, and I got a call shortly after from that friend, saying that he'd ran two blocks outside of his house in anger. We kept laughing for another 5 minutes.
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3 RepliesWhen in year one I tricked my friend into dismantling his gjallarhorn. All of my friends died of laughter while he cried and smashed his controller on the floor
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Way back in the day, doing the mission where you fight the Kell on the ketch... My friend and I get to the throne room. Door opens, we hang back and snipe, and enter the room as he crumbles to ashes. As he is still dying, as we ebeter the room, Dinklebot says "There's the Kell!" Had a good laugh over it.
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Farming for Glimmer, and a Phalanx runs at me and bashes me to the other side of the map.
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Think it was a heroic with my titan / Hunter / lock I die and Hunter comes over to rez and dies so lock comes over to rez the Hunter but dies as well then I think the lock self rezed and died again. Wish I had recorded the moment
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The time that Crota went berserk and decided to follow our raid group down into the ogre room where he proceeded to wreck the shit out of us. Just awesome, get my jollies from the recording that I made.
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Warpriest Hard Mode. Charging up my Sleeper. At the last second, Titan puts up a bubble. My Sleeper shot richochets off the inside of the bubble and kills me. My entire Fireteam starts laughing so hard, one of them misses 2 of their Golden Gun shots, but nails the last one so we don't get wiped
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6 ARCBLADES. 1 ATHEON. AT 5% HEALTH. It was hilarious.
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When somebody teabags me. It's just so... ridiculous. And I still have fond memories of the time I made an enemy team so angry they had to both teabagged and dance on my corpse (They were good, so I knew I couldn't beat them. Instead, I started killing myself every time I respawned, making the match drag almost to the time limit. Finally I was too slow and they got me, and went into a 'bag and dance frenzy).
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Pushing people off in vog during the platforming segment was the best.
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Me and two others guys were 3 manning crotas end and we were on the wave right before ogres when one of the guys killed the swordbearer. We tell him we don't have any ammo for gjallorhorn but he jumps up to crota anyway; dies. Me and the other guy accept our fate once the oversoul pops up. We die, and our swordbearer self revives. Jumps down to the lower room underneath the crystal and starts laughing at us. Other guy that died with me says "I hope those ogres just gained 200% accuracy for that crap." Alive home boy says "wait a minute, what?" and the two ogres immediately come around the corner and destroy him with what seemed like 200% accuracy.
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Every single time a phalanx shield bashes me into another dimension
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I once had a phantom with 3 defenders (I was one of them) in mayhem. Bubbles for days, and everyone thought "OH HEY IMA GONNA GET YOU!" Camping the heavy, swords, invective, and helm of Saint 14. Best. Day. Ever
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Last night playing trials we beat some kids and they started sending us messages about how we suck and have no skill ..then they invited us to a party just to act tough over the mic saying some fowl stuff that only kids can come up with I had a blast listening to them made my whole day. On top of that they were saying how they wasn't salty great time in trials:)
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The DPJ Suwos reguiem video lmao gets me everytime.
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When I pop a bubble just as a phalanx comes out of nowhere and bashes me in to a wall
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It was during a super intense trials match, we were tied 4-4 on Widows Court. I was playing sunsinger warlock. My team and the other meet in the cathedral looking building and I die first. The other team runs after my other two team mates. I self res and start punching and chucking grenades like crazy in this kind of small building they ended up killing my team mates and eventually I killed two of their men. Their last guy killed me while he was still burning. He started running towards the other side of the building and jumped into the air. As soon as he jumped he burned to death and launched himself in a kind of ninja kick rag doll until he splated against the wall. I've never laughed so hard in my life
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Either "PSYLOK THE DEFIIILLEEEEEED!!!!" Or the time I melee'd two Singers in quick succession during clash. Both promptly rezed. I promptly died. They promptly danced and blew kisses.
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Whenever I die mid-Shoulder Charge because your dead body keeps the momentum and just gets [b]launched.[/b]
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When this happened in trials
