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Edited by BuckleUpBuckar0:
6/18/2016 11:51:11 AM
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Moments in Destiny that had you laughing so hard you cried?
Just had one. In a party with a bunch of friends but playing different games. Playing with a buddy trying to get a skirmish win and barely lost. My buddy says that the blueberry die and lost us the game. Out of nowhere my other bud ( who's just dickin around in the tower) says "-blam!-in deadbeat!" so -blam!-in funny!
Another time, back when I was on the 360 and couldn't record, I killed a legionary with an incendiary grenade and kill a few more things. Next thing I know I turn around and see a legionary with his head and shoulders stuck in the wall with his butt and legs just hanging in the air and he's twerking. Legit twerk like a mad man! I was dying laughing and my fiance ( who hates destiny) even started laughing her ass off! It was great
Share your stories
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The first time my friends and I got to the dick wall in the TTK raid.
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1 ReplyDoing the piston wall bit on kings fall for the first time. Five of us reached the door but the last guy just could not get past the last piston. He got hit so hard and hit so high that when he resed he saw his own dead body fall past him and as he was watching it go by WACK! He was sent across the map! F$#@! F$#%! Ect etc.... for the next 20 seconds. All I heard were explosions of laughter of the other 4 people and I was laughing so much I had to mute my mic.
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Joined into a game of Clash and couldn't do anything. So after getting over the initial confusion and realising I could still kill people with grenades, I became the effigy of Death- a force unseen by mortal Guardians. Then I stole the enemy heavy box right infront of them and laughed.
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2 RepliesFirst time I ever made it to oryx a friend of mine told me to look at his feet as he comes up since they're really -blam!-ed up. As I'm standing there watching Oryx, he comes up behind me and raze-lighters me off the edge lol. The whole group busted up laughing and to this day I do that to every single person I take through for their first time and every time it's -blam!-ing hilarious!
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5 Replies>Guy joins game and party >Friend looks at new guys shader >Dude you look like a cumstain >Guy leaves party and game
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1 ReplyEdited by Tormented_Anus: 6/19/2016 6:01:01 AMWhen you're doing Crota's End and are hiding in the crystal room, not really paying attention to the Hive Warrior Prince and suddenly [b][i]SURPRISE MOTHERFUСKER!![/i][/b] he just charges in and destroys your whole team
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1 ReplyRemember when the crucible was glitched back in early year 2? When the bodies would float in the air and guardians "tripped" to death constantly? Every time I went into the crucible I died of laughter.
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6 RepliesWalking around the tower, picking up bounties and reorganizing my vault when I stumble across this. It caught me off guard and I had a pretty good laugh at it.
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Probably the first time I ever ran oryx. Got all the way to the boss fight, some kid off lfg runs up to start the encounter off. Out of no where he goes "What are those" to oryx's feet. Doesn't sound funny now but at the time it was hilarious. (Around the time of all the viral videos)
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1 ReplyWe were in the last round of oryx challenge mode. We just detonated everyone was in center except for me. Everyone's yelling GET OUT YOU'LL DIE. I just go" sometimes sacrifices have to be made." The whole fireteam is laughing their asses off and we get the raid done.
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1 ReplyWe were doing CoE the week they had Melee and Exposure. It was the Seditious Mind. Me: Whos down to smack him?? He's low enough. Them: *silence* Me: Oooookay...*runs up, smack boss, boss explodes, we all die* Me: The -blam!- just happened?? Teammate 1: I was going for the melee kill! Teammate 2: Me too! Me: *sighs and rubs forehead* Teammate 1: Yo we gotta kill this dude AGAIN??? Me: Yup. We all died at the same time. Soon as we ran back out, I sprint towards the platform and die. Teammate 1: Kee!! What the....ah you skank. You got an exotic?? Teammate 2: I got one too! Hol' up! *guardian down*
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Doing the Nightfall this week my friend was using a "Sleeper Simulant". I was killing ads and all of a sudden I hear, "Wtf, I shot an ad with my sleeper and it bounced off him and came right back and killed me." I have never laughed so hard because the way he said it was just priceless.
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Actually happened a few days ago. We just got a new clanmate and hes a bit of toddler who can be a bit annoying at some times but I do my best to help him as he cant help it. So one time my friend was doing trials and this kid kept joining him even though hed tell him not too each time. At one point he kicked hin removed him and told him "Kid if u wanna play with us turn 11 first." Next thing he knows kid sent him a message "FYI I'm 12 and I'm crying" When he told me this i died
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When dad runs into the phalanx in caydes stash
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>Beats campaign for the first time >"What a great intro, now the real game begins" >Realizes campaign is actually over >:'(
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The biggest thing lately has been my RNG. I have been blessed with a golden age of luck lately, that it's hilarious to watch my friends flip out when I get [i]another[/i] god drop after god drop. It's gotten to the point I just start laughing before I even look at the weapon or armor that drops, listening as my clan moans and groans.
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10 RepliesImago Loop drops on a normal strike.. 3rd eye, extended mag.. [spoiler]Exhumed.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyMe and three mates were running Oryx raid with two LFG guys we picked up. Any time we came to a boss fight, we would start saying shit like "Who's running sword?" and "When does he teleport us to Mars and Venus?" We said it with the equivalent of a straight face just to see what the two other guys would do. They realised quite quickly that it was a joke. For the entire rest of the raid, the questions just got dumber and dumber until we were all in stitches.
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MilkBest served chilled.💕🥛💕🥛 - old
Playing with random group. "Leader" britches out whole team. Spend entire raid saying how we suck and his normal crew would beat us down. Somehow make it to oryx. He says he's going to be runner. Keeps dying from fall damage. Makes it to final round by some chance. Falls down. Gets launched by the best centurion marksman I've ever seen. I pipe up: "Man that guy really [i]blew[/i] you away huh?" Plays rimshot sound effect on phone. Whole group pauses. "Eh? Eh?" Get kicked. Have to leave because at this point I'm crying laughing at my own joke. Later that day get a message. "I'd like to see you run it better bitch!" I'm still laughing. -
1 ReplyVault of glass recently. Somebody decides to punch somebody in Gorgon's (surprise surprise it was a Titan). Gets the attention of one, we kill it after shooting tons and tons of rockets. Clan mate goes "soooo you think they heard that?" *Second Gorgon finds us* Bust out laughing: "Yes."
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4 RepliesOne time back in year 1 trials, I was doing it with a team trying to go flawless, but mainly just screwing around. So I run up and rush them, kill one of their guys. My team follows behind me because they're sniping and they follow after I secure a kill. [i]no one else was there[/i] I turn to the left, and from right around the corner a hunter uses blink strike. I scream like a little girl and use blink on instinct It didn't save me of course and my body flies into the sunset. [b]but wait there's more[/b] My body went so high I'm pretty sure it hit some sort of barrier. So spectating my ghost I see it It just kinda *PLOPS* back down about 2 seconds later and it Stretches All over the map It's everywhere And my team and their team got to my ghost just in time to see it. They all looked at it together, and sat down. Enemy team and all, until it disappeared. All the saw was a stretched out Ram horn. They sat there until one of my teammates stood up (using the same button to sit, so it wasn't hostile) and slowly walked away. And then he captured the point. But seeing my stretchy body go all over the place and make even the enemy team stop to think about what happened and mourn (I think) was Life changing I was dying, and my friends were giggling the whole time. I'm pretty sure the enemy team were too, but I don't know Greatest trials game ever.
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2 RepliesI once convinced 5 less than ten year olds that I spent hours and hours trying to teach the raid(they wouldn't listen to anything I said) so I told them the only way to get touch of malice was to watch oryx drift towards Saturn for 4-6 hours and he would hit it, but they can't leave the app or it wouldn't work so I left as I already had it to watch Netflix, about 5.5 episodes into a binge I got a tonnnn of angry messages from them and their parents
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Stuck a dude in the face with a tripmine in a Control match while he was on a point with his team. He decides to turn around to try and run and kills his team with the trip on his face. It was the dumbest thing.
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My friend carried me through my first vog hard mode and I got vex on my first time. We are not friends anymore.
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1 Replywe were playing hide and seek in the tower and I was seeking and everyone was hiding pretty well every time I ran past this huddle of people at the Vaults my friends would laugh turns out they changed their armor and hid in plain sight pretty funny actually
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1 ReplyMostly crying, but I bought my brother in law Destiny for Christmas after I had close to 1000 hours in, me and a good friend took him through his first night fall and got the gjallorhorn. I just got my first one recently from legacy heavy engrams. Still salty about that one!
