[spoiler]True story. These are recent events.[/spoiler]
>be me
>be fuhrer panda
>be person who makes cringy greentexts
>greentexts are funny
>redacted
>be b.net user
>be in destroyers of xlyar group
>group is at war with fruit clan
>spamming with robin the goblin
>spamming with frøstbyte
>enjoying it
>fruit kids are salty
>reporting us
>fml
>banned
>no more group chats and pms
>be me after banned
>goes on computer
>plays video games, watches netflix
>forgets to make alt
>foreshadowing
>forward to tommorow
>next day
>wake up in the morning
>go on destiny companion
>still banned
>goes to pc
>pc not working
>pc is booting up but not working anyhow
>can't make an alt
>psn site only accessible on pc
>is bored
>at home alone
>ps4.exe
>plays uncharted
>boring
>plays madden 16
>boring
>plays CoD
>boring
>plays overwatch
>boring
>plays battleborn
>boring
>plays far cry
>boring
>plays star wars battlefront
>boring
>plays destiny
>light goes up
>bored still
>what do
>turns on ps3
>mw2 is in disc slot
>calls homie from middle school
>1v1 rust melee only blindfolded
>ayy win lmao
>depression
>goes into basement
>looks for game boy sp
>finds it with Pokemon Emerald inside
>not depressed anymore bitch
>makes new save file
>plays
>beats game
>goes on phone
>plays madden mobile
>destiny companion
>asks for computer help
>makes greentext
>watches leafy
>finds bleach
>kms
>ayy'm back in black lmao
>jk about last two things
>that's all folks
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