[spoiler]True story. These are recent events.[/spoiler] >be me >be fuhrer panda >be person who makes cringy greentexts >greentexts are funny >redacted >be b.net user >be in destroyers of xlyar group >group is at war with fruit clan >spamming with robin the goblin >spamming with frøstbyte >enjoying it >fruit kids are salty >reporting us >fml >banned >no more group chats and pms >be me after banned >goes on computer >plays video games, watches netflix >forgets to make alt >foreshadowing >forward to tommorow >next day >wake up in the morning >go on destiny companion >still banned >goes to pc >pc not working >pc is booting up but not working anyhow >can't make an alt >psn site only accessible on pc >is bored >at home alone >ps4.exe >plays uncharted >boring >plays madden 16 >boring >plays CoD >boring >plays overwatch >boring >plays battleborn >boring >plays far cry >boring >plays star wars battlefront >boring >plays destiny >light goes up >bored still >what do >turns on ps3 >mw2 is in disc slot >calls homie from middle school >1v1 rust melee only blindfolded >ayy win lmao >depression >goes into basement >looks for game boy sp >finds it with Pokemon Emerald inside >not depressed anymore bitch >makes new save file >plays >beats game >goes on phone >plays madden mobile >destiny companion >asks for computer help >makes greentext >watches leafy >finds bleach >kms >ayy'm back in black lmao >jk about last two things >that's all folks