You know what I don't understand? No one ever takes dongs seriously. I'm being honest here. No one ever stops and really understands the dongs. They just pass it off as just another shitpost that was made by some edgy shit in his basement, waiting for his mom to bring him chicken tendies. These people are wrong. Dongs are made by the greatest minds on the planet. Each dong is carefully and delicately crafted to get the most amount of karma on Reddit. I'm led to believe that maybe even Albert Einstein made a dong. Now, I am not talking about the shitty Facebook dongs that don't take any effort at all, like what you see on say, for example, Berny Sanders' page. They lack a soul. I only speak of bungie.net dongs and the like. Things like dank dong, dat dong (o shit waddup) and troll dong. These types of dongs deserve respect. They aren't trash. They are art.