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5/30/2016 7:30:59 AM
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Daily reminder that girlfriends are a waste of time
I'm tired of you kids always crying about not having a girlfriend. Guess what? It's not all its cracked up to be.
Women are overly emotional and cost way too much money. You think you're mother is over emotional? Think again. A young woman is a mess of estrogen and other hormones. Also, don't forget that certain time of the month. Just about anything can cause them to break down in tears all the way to throwing dishes at you.
Then there's the massive amount of money that you watch go down the drain. Get ready to drop at the minimum $40 on an evening. If you plan to throw in a movie that's going to be an extra $10-$15. Then you have to buy extra shit on the holidays. Have fun paying for jewelry, shoes, and clothes. Unless you're a cheap sob you're looking at at least $100 for those.
-blam!- that shit. Stay single, save your money, and be happy. You'll have all your time and money to yourself and you won't have to spend a dime on a, more than likely, useless waste of time.
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Edited by michaeljacksen: 5/31/2016 8:31:12 PMI think the really expensive girl age is 18-25. High school girls are mostly cheap - you walk around mall , you eat fast food, easy. It's the college years (especially if they don't go to college) that gets pricey. They have all these dreams and aspirations that have been brewing up inside since they were little (they want marriage, kids, a house, nice stuff to fill house, nice stuff to cover the nice stuff in house) Now, when they hit their thirties, their tastes change and then they are HORRIFIED at all those choices, and then have to slowly repeat the process of acquiring of those trappings and material things. Now you're thinking the best advice to husbands in their 20s is just say "Hell No" to everything their wives want and save thousands. But here's the catch . . . There are millions of assholes willing to buy crap for twenty-something girls! So there's no solution but at least you are stimulating the economy and creating jobs. If women didn't spend, we'd be at 75% unemployment.
