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5/30/2016 7:30:59 AM
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Daily reminder that girlfriends are a waste of time
I'm tired of you kids always crying about not having a girlfriend. Guess what? It's not all its cracked up to be.
Women are overly emotional and cost way too much money. You think you're mother is over emotional? Think again. A young woman is a mess of estrogen and other hormones. Also, don't forget that certain time of the month. Just about anything can cause them to break down in tears all the way to throwing dishes at you.
Then there's the massive amount of money that you watch go down the drain. Get ready to drop at the minimum $40 on an evening. If you plan to throw in a movie that's going to be an extra $10-$15. Then you have to buy extra shit on the holidays. Have fun paying for jewelry, shoes, and clothes. Unless you're a cheap sob you're looking at at least $100 for those.
-blam!- that shit. Stay single, save your money, and be happy. You'll have all your time and money to yourself and you won't have to spend a dime on a, more than likely, useless waste of time.
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2 Replies*Wipes sweat* Gosh im so happy im engaged and dont have to deal with whiny butthurt people. Yeah girls are bitches but guys are dicks. Society is declining. Im so happy I have a hand to hold to keep me standing from all the damn madness the world is becoming. Love is the greatest thing <3
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1 ReplyI'm still recovering from a bad break up. As much as I want to share the sentiment, since I'm kind of done with dating for now, I have to disagree. People should pursue their romantic interests if they want to. I'm hurting right now, but the only reason I'm hurting is because I had such a great time with my significant other. We were a great couple for what it was worth, but things didn't work out. I would still rather have dated her and experienced the pain I'm feeling than never have dated her at all.
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You know what, I agree....nah jk I'll keep going on the route I'm on.
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1 ReplyBut they make my pee pee feel good...
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So true
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It's better to have friend to cuddle with. Then sex only for those who are only seeking sex. Best of both worlds. If you had a close girl friend that became your girlfriend and bed buddy, let's say you lose out on a lot of other flavors. Also many girls are pretty hard to deal with. Not gay but I can see how some guys would give up and just spend the rest of their lives with their closest guy friend.
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5 RepliesWho needs real women when you have 2D ones?
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I didn't realise waifus were so expensive.
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WE DONT LOVE THESE HOES, WE DONT ACCEPT THESE HOES, WE DONT GIVE THESE HOES TIME, WE DONT WIFE THESE HOES, HOES DONT GET SHIT! JACK SHIT! #HARDONTHOTS
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It's a trade off. Money and feeling their insides and creating offspring or saving money to yourself and having no heir? "That's why no one will remember your name" -Achilles
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You're advice is bad and you should feel bad
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1 ReplyEdited by Masque of Night: 5/31/2016 9:33:29 PMWhy do I feel a mixture of seething pain and anger radiating off of this post? But for real though, not every girl you date is going to make your life a living hell or drain the money out of your bank account. Maybe you've had bad experiences in the past, maybe you're just a naturally pessimistic person, but either way, no need to let that taint potentially positive relationships in your future. If you want to stay single, that's cool, a lot of people live their whole lives that way. It's just a shame to let that decision be based entirely on negativity.
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1 ReplyYeah get a boyfriend, it's like a best friends. But.. you know, butt stuff
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1 ReplyGet a chick who can play video games as much as you do, and play games together! Never have to spend much either! [spoiler]at least, thats what I'm planning in my head...[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesThis mentality is probably why you [b]don't[/b] have a girlfriend.
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Edited by michaeljacksen: 5/31/2016 8:31:12 PMI think the really expensive girl age is 18-25. High school girls are mostly cheap - you walk around mall , you eat fast food, easy. It's the college years (especially if they don't go to college) that gets pricey. They have all these dreams and aspirations that have been brewing up inside since they were little (they want marriage, kids, a house, nice stuff to fill house, nice stuff to cover the nice stuff in house) Now, when they hit their thirties, their tastes change and then they are HORRIFIED at all those choices, and then have to slowly repeat the process of acquiring of those trappings and material things. Now you're thinking the best advice to husbands in their 20s is just say "Hell No" to everything their wives want and save thousands. But here's the catch . . . There are millions of assholes willing to buy crap for twenty-something girls! So there's no solution but at least you are stimulating the economy and creating jobs. If women didn't spend, we'd be at 75% unemployment.
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Well, I got one and she's pretty chill. Sex pretty much every other day and not too much drama, if anything she breaks down in tears and hugs me.👌
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1 ReplyBy any chance. Do you watch MC vagina?
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This is what I've been telling everybody for the past 3 months. I'm gonna die alone, and that's not a bad thing.
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#pocketpussy
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Everyone with that opinion doesn't understand how to manipulate a relationship like a pupateer.
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11 RepliesPlease Julia, I know even lesbians hate other lesbians. This message of hate is.. unnecessary.
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Daily reminder that when it's worth it to go through the mess that life can be and at the end of the day you can come home to a warm hug and someone that supports you.
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1 ReplyGirlfriend: Hi honey, Did you miss me? Me:With every bullet so far.
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2 RepliesOP is not straight [spoiler]OP is circle[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesSomebody can't get a girlfriend.
