Hey professional Jimmy Rustler here, I’m gonna rate this shitpost 7/10. Which is still very good in my books. Fantastic idea by listing a diversity of well-known titles to draw in a max crowd to step on their toes. The only main flaw is that I only had to read the first few sentences to get the satire. Try to be a little more concise, you could have fit this in one tolerable paragraph. Unless your intention was to bait people into reading a tedious wall of text, then fair play. Love the condescension btw <3