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Pokèmon foretold the future of America.

Its all in there. Who are you introduced to the very beginning of pokemon red/blue? Professor Oak. What does he ask you? "Are you a Boy or a Girl?" Transgenders. You live at home with a single mother, no father is ever spotted at home (with the exception of gen 3). Feminism's ideal world. Then once you beat your rival and pick your pokèmon, You run from home basically forever at ten years old, and mom doesnt even care. 90% Parenting issues today. Theres no visible act of government anywhere beforehand. Healthcare is free, Rent is never mentioned, neither are poor people. Hell, Banks are never even mentioned. Pokèmarts consistently have cheap prices and most of the thing a casual player would need. Police forces don't do jack shit, cars are gone, and you can't cut down trees without a specific HM. Team Rocket sell pokèmon to others, look at the casino hideout. Porygon and Dratini are rare and expensive. And you go on to beat all the gym leaders and the elite four, only one person has ever done that. Your rival. You consistently beat him and redicule him. Not only that, you steal from the people who you beat in battle. Then you explore the world for the legendary pokèmon, to fill your pokèdex. We ressurect fossils from extinct pokèmon. Walmart is cheap and easy. Communism's ultimate goal is to dissolve government. Socialism breeds communism. Bernie and Clinton are socialists. Police forces are getting more and more scared to stop criminals due to bad publicity, explaining how team rocket is disbanded and defeated by a 10 year old. Enviromentalists are slowly ending fossil fuels. Capitalism is under fire all over, sure their line of work is not the best, but they're the only ones who show real signs of capitalism. The rest are terror groups. The special snowflake is burned and integrated because you can't beat the game until you become the champion. Nobody else can beat it except for you. You get benefits nobody else does. But team rocket steals from people too, but you are no criminal, why? We believe multiculturilism. All cultures are equal, and basically pokèregions all share the same view. We're also gonna have [b][u][i]fuсking dinosaurs[/i][/u][/b] in the future. They tried to tell us. We didn't listen. Edit: it was gen 3, lol sorry

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  • Is socialism means I can have a real Pokemon then I'm sold.

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      I think a more unsettling similarity would be the war that killed most of the worlds population.

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      • I didn't read your whole post but if the gaming industry starts acting like pussys under the pressures of LGBT supporters and starts introducing the option to create a character that is Trans I will flip the -blam!- out and not buy a single one of that company's game.

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        • As long as Pokemon becomes real, I really don't see the problem here.

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        • Hey its your uber im outside

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        • Bernie2016 *comes with complimentary Mew*

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        • You heard it people! Vote for Bernie to get a Charizard

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        • OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE

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        • I think you mistook Norman for the Battle Tycoon (can't remember his name). Norman is in Gen 3/6. Other than that, who's ready to go shiny hunting for REAL?

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        • This... This is eye opening...

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          Imagine wars being fought with Pokemon. Like entire countries are their own gym, and they use a certain type. Like Russia uses Ice-types, so they're strong against Egypt(Ground-type) but weak against America(Steel-type). Then when you conquer a nation by eliminating all their Trainers, instead of signing a peace treaty, you get the countries' badge. Then when you collect 8 of the countries badges you become Champion of the world. And then you have the privilege of replacing your national anthem with the Pokemon theme song.

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          • It'll be worth it if I can get a Pokemon

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            • [i] [/i]

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            • but theres trucks and cars and trains in pokemon black and white?

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              • [quote]ten years old[/quote] F u, hilda/hilbert were 14, serena/calem were probably also 14, nate/rosa were around 12

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              • I didn't read your post but. Red master race!

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              • Aren't you forgetting to mention the one who opened your eyes to this?

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              • [quote]Its all in there. Who are you introduced to the very beginning of pokemon red/blue? Professor Oak. What does he ask you? "Are you a Boy or a Girl?" Transgenders. You live at home with a single mother, no father is ever spotted at home (with the exception of gen 4). Feminism's ideal world. Then once you beat your rival and pick your pokèmon, You run from home basically forever at ten years old, and mom doesnt even care. 90% Parenting issues today. Theres no visible act of government anywhere beforehand. Healthcare is free, Rent is never mentioned, neither are poor people. Hell, Banks are never even mentioned. Pokèmarts consistently have cheap prices and most of the thing a casual player would need. Police forces don't do jack shit, cars are gone, and you can't cut down trees without a specific HM. Team Rocket sell pokèmon to others, look at the casino hideout. Porygon and Dratini are rare and expensive. And you go on to beat all the gym leaders and the elite four, only one person has ever done that. Your rival. You consistently beat him and redicule him. Not only that, you steal from the people who you beat in battle. Then you explore the world for the legendary pokèmon, to fill your pokèdex. We ressurect fossils from extinct pokèmon. Walmart is cheap and easy. Communism's ultimate goal is to dissolve government. Socialism breeds communism. Bernie and Clinton are socialists. Police forces are getting more and more scared to stop criminals due to bad publicity, explaining how team rocket is disbanded and defeated by a 10 year old. Enviromentalists are slowly ending fossil fuels. Capitalism is under fire all over, sure their line of work is not the best, but they're the only ones who show real signs of capitalism. The rest are terror groups. The special snowflake is burned and integrated because you can't beat the game until you become the champion. Nobody else can beat it except for you. You get benefits nobody else does. But team rocket steals from people too, but you are no criminal, why? We believe multiculturilism. All cultures are equal, and basically pokèregions all share the same view. We're also gonna have [b][u][i]fuсking dinosaurs[/i][/u][/b] in the future. They tried to tell us. We didn't listen.[/quote] [b]GEN 3... Not 4.[/b]

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              • Gen 3 father

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              • You see your dad in gen 3, not 4... (Unless Looker is your dad or something).

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              • One critical flaw here - animal fights are still illegal [spoiler]damn you Bush[/spoiler]

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                • Apparently liberals haven't realized pokemon is fiction, so they are striving to replicate it.

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                  • Edited by Joyaboi: 5/20/2016 9:09:22 PM
                    [spoiler]A Wild Gringo has appeared[/spoiler]That is the sort of interpreting that led me to believe Red Fish Blue Fish One Fish Blue Fish was communist propaganda.

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                  • [spoiler]A Wild Gringo has appeared[/spoiler] You missed the part where people capture animals and force them to fight to the death for our enjoyment

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                    • How could we have been so blind?

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                    • Yeah, little sacrifices to have real Pokemon, -blam!- yeah

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