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5/18/2016 7:30:05 PM
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"I doubt it's HG TV....."
*She begins running down the hall, towards the gunfire*
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[spoiler]here, just so you have some idea of what this guy's arsenal is like. He's around 18 feet tall. http://i.imgur.com/q7QA3Ai.jpg It's a lot of dakka[/spoiler] [i][b]"Who's da bloody git who designed dis place?! How tiny are dey?!"[/b][/i] A deep, groveling voice comes from towards the gunfire, with an unbearably thick cockney accent.
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"Tiny? Why I aughta...." *Buffy dashes into the room with her hammer twirling, sliding to a stop and taking in the scene.
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[i][b]"Wuh? Ey, who said dat?"[/b][/i] He looks around, searching for who the voice belonged to.
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*A young human female had just slid into the room, a mere few inches over 5 feet compared to his 18 feet. She halts as soon as he turns, her eyes going over his armament before going to his face* "I heard someone redecorating. Would you have happened to have passed them?" *The human's attempt at levity was offset by the small hammer she was twirling in her right hand*
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[i][b]"Ye, I have! Iss me!"[/b][/i] He laughs, his metallic lower Jaw clanking. [i][b]"Woss a tiny humie doin 'ere?"[/b][/i]
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"Was in the area and was wondering who you happen to be." *She grins, still swinging her hammer*
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[i][b]"I dunno how I got 'ere, but some git stole me loot!"[/b][/i]
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[i]A Scottish Troll. Go figure.[/i] "I have no idea about your loot, but I'm pretty sure it's back where you are from. Welcome to the [i]Bloodwrath[/i], a living ship that is keeping hundreds of people trapped aboard it."
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[i][b]"Bloodwot?! Aaaaww!! Someone's gunna pay for dat!"[/b][/i]
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"Well, there so happens to be such a person. He calls himself the Summoner, terrible name right? Parents must've hated him. Anyways, he seems to be the man in charge. I believe that such complaints should be taken to him."
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[b][u]"Summonah?! I remember dat bloody squig!"[/u][/b]
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"I see we have something in common." *She grins* "We don't like him at all."
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[i][b]"I'l crush dat git! And dat's not only for bein' a humie!"[/b][/i]
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"I think that all of us would be very grateful if you did that. So, instead of redecorating, how about you do some exterminating with me? I'm bored." *The woman smiles, holding up her hammer*
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[i][b]"Wif you? Da little humie?"[/b][/i] He laughs, his entire body clanking due to the overwhelming mass of weapons.
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*Her eyes narrow and she looks up at him, frowning* "And you suppose that changes anything?"
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[i][b]"Dat changes everythin'! Humies get squished a lot! Too squishy for [u]WAAAGH!!!"[/u][/b][/i]
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"Too squishy?" *Buffy walks over and picks up the huge Orc by the front, holding him there with no obvious exertion for a few seconds before releasing him* "Call me squishy again and I'll rip some of those toys off you and beat you with them."
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He was too tall for her to grab, literally, so she had to grab his leg. Even then, he was so heavy and strong that she helplessly held on to his metal limb, not exactly doing anything. While she strained helplessly to bring down his weight, he kicked her off, smashing her into a bulkhead, making the metal buckle and bend under the immense force used. [i][b]"Alright, little humie, dis ain't fun anymore. Git lost before I turn you into goo bitd."[/b][/i]
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[spoiler]Slayer strength. [i]Queen[/i] Slayer strength. She can lift buildings with ease.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Ah, might as well give up on this guy anyways. Scotts are annoying af.[/spoiler] *Buffy gets out of the hole she made in the wall, frowning* "No need to get rude." *She shrugs off a piece of wall still on her shoulder then begins the walk back to her room* "I ain't got time for you anyways."
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[spoiler]Ork Strength Ork Supreme Warlord Strength. Not only does he weigh more than a skyscraper, but he could lift three times his weight with relative ease.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Wheeel den. Figures. XD You win[/spoiler]
