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5/15/2016 10:15:39 PM
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That's weird.
I mean, I used to experience stuff like this daily, usually worse
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"Yeah... im waiting for a guy to walk out tucking his junk in."
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Oh, like... *Mortar stuffs his hand in his pants and adjusts*
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" I swear, if you ask me If I would -blam!- you...." Garuud laughs. " Seriously... a skin coat. Why?!" Garuud moves down the hallway. He sees a door marked with a massive sword stabbing into a mans ribcage.
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Well. I'm assuming you wanna go in?
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"Yup!" Garuud put c4 charges around the door. " going in with a bang!"
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Welp, easy to escape then. *I hold my sword at some of the C4, and it explodes*
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"Exactly, no doors shutting behind us this time." Garuud walked into the room and stopped cold. "Eh, what am I looking at here?" Garuud looked at a man stabbing another to death evidently the finish of the fight. He then turned towards the two and raised his greatsword so it was pointed at him and crossed his dagger across it. Then he was suddenly moving sparks flying as he sword dragged across the ground. He dove towards them and dug in with his dagger and swung the great sword at them mid swing.
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Hmm... offense AI, eh? *Mortar grabs a throwing knife off his back, it looks lime it's made of ice. He throws it, impaling the man's sword arm, and freezing it. Mortar then proceeds to charge him, and smashes the man's arm with his sword, changing to a sledgehammer mid swing, shattering his arm* *Mortar grabs the man's sword and stabs him in the chest, killing him* *He turns to you and bows like someone at the end of a play*
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"Um, your not done." Garuud pointed past him at the room as more and more of them were waking up and moving towards them. " Bonzaiii!" Garuud dove in and swung in a wide swath causing heads and torso's to be removed from bodies but more and more kept coming. * Childisih voice* [b]"Its like a all you can kill buffet"[/b]
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*Mortar takes the knife off the ground.* Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggheads *He grabs you and puts you on his shoulders, then stabs the knife into the ground, causing everything to freeze over* Well, welcome to the new meat locker.
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"Ohhh fancy!" That was when a loud rumbling could be heard. All of the iced enemies shattered and all of the crystalized blood rushed to a enemy in the center. It made it larger and then he pulled a large greatsword out and coated himself in fire. He did a spin with his sword causing a explosion of fire.
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*Mortar puts you down* Well, good thing I'm practically immune to fiee
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"I just don't die!" Garuud laughs as he pulls out his sword ready to combat the now fiery swordsman.
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*Mortar's sword's flames dissipate*
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Garuud dove under the swipe that set his face on fire. But as he slid under the swordsman he stopped just under him with his pistols out. "Hey pumpkin!" Garuud began firing round after into the man shredding holes into him until his limbs began to fall off. "Bang bang bang bang bang!" *Mature voice* [i]"This is gross."[/i] *Childish voice* [b]"Gross or awesome!/"[/b] Garuud laughed and yelled "Both!" As he kicked the now bloody stump away.
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*the bits dissipate and become a gas that hangs in the air. The gas seems toxic*
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Garuud starts coughing. "This isn't good! Time for the big boom!" Garuud pulls out more C4 and lays it on the ground. Readies it, then jumps away and detonates it. "Exit is open!"
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*Mortar dissolves into the ground* Minimize the openings
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Edited by garuudfireborn: 5/16/2016 9:02:48 PM"Well, I am sorry! I don't have phasemaster powers!" Garuud jumped down the hole.
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The door was open
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".... This was more fun!"
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I guess... *I look around and find a rotten wooden door*
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"Where do you think that leads?" Garuud asked looking at the door. * Childish voice* [b]"Narnia!"[/b]
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Let's find out. *Mortar approaches the door*
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An incredible stench came from the door. Garuud noticed how the metal around the door was rusted, rotten.
