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5/15/2016 9:07:26 PM
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*Mortar dissolves into the ground and reforms under the beast, giving the worst Vasectomy you've seen*
I had to, we don't want this thing to have babies
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While Garuud was running and saw the destruction done to the creaturs junk. He noticed something else too. It was getting bigger, not only that. But it was growing back any missing pieces. No, not growing. It was pulling them back. On closer inspection he found that the whole thing was made up of a jelly like substance. "Oh, that's just gross. Its like fighting a sentient tube of K Y jelly." *childish voice* [b]"Kinky!"[/b]
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I HATE Jell-O! *I cough up a hell load of an underworldly spore, creating a haze in the room* Are you fireproof?
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"Not technically. But I will be fine. I will hold him off." Garuud loaded up explosive rounds into his pistols then began firing into the creature blowing limbs off as each round hit. " bang bang bang bang!"
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*I hold my sword up, and the haze ignites in flames, burning the creature and making it crispy* Hey, that looks like my last meal at KFC
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Garuud had been burned badly as well. He looked extra crispy in fact. That only lasted a few seconds. As he began to heal rapidly his form changed back to normal in a few seconds. Garuud then stood up and fired two more rounds into the now crispy critter. Exploding it into tiny crispy pieces.
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Okay, now that I have that image seared into my head... *I walk up to the door, and form a large iron ball, which is thrown into the door and smashing it open* Okay, I don't care if this ship is living anymore
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At that point the room grew teeth and began trying to gnaw the flesh from there bones. Garuud jumped through the door at the last second. Barely dodging a set of razor sharp teeth.
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*Mortar reforms in front of you* You okay there?
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" me? Oh yeah, I do that all the time!"
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That's the spirit. Let's go
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Garuud chuckles and then moves down the long corridor. "Man, what have we gotten ourselves into this time." Garuud remarked as he noticed the hallways was made out of human skin.
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That's weird. I mean, I used to experience stuff like this daily, usually worse
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"Yeah... im waiting for a guy to walk out tucking his junk in."
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Oh, like... *Mortar stuffs his hand in his pants and adjusts*
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" I swear, if you ask me If I would -blam!- you...." Garuud laughs. " Seriously... a skin coat. Why?!" Garuud moves down the hallway. He sees a door marked with a massive sword stabbing into a mans ribcage.
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Well. I'm assuming you wanna go in?
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"Yup!" Garuud put c4 charges around the door. " going in with a bang!"
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Welp, easy to escape then. *I hold my sword at some of the C4, and it explodes*
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"Exactly, no doors shutting behind us this time." Garuud walked into the room and stopped cold. "Eh, what am I looking at here?" Garuud looked at a man stabbing another to death evidently the finish of the fight. He then turned towards the two and raised his greatsword so it was pointed at him and crossed his dagger across it. Then he was suddenly moving sparks flying as he sword dragged across the ground. He dove towards them and dug in with his dagger and swung the great sword at them mid swing.
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Hmm... offense AI, eh? *Mortar grabs a throwing knife off his back, it looks lime it's made of ice. He throws it, impaling the man's sword arm, and freezing it. Mortar then proceeds to charge him, and smashes the man's arm with his sword, changing to a sledgehammer mid swing, shattering his arm* *Mortar grabs the man's sword and stabs him in the chest, killing him* *He turns to you and bows like someone at the end of a play*
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"Um, your not done." Garuud pointed past him at the room as more and more of them were waking up and moving towards them. " Bonzaiii!" Garuud dove in and swung in a wide swath causing heads and torso's to be removed from bodies but more and more kept coming. * Childisih voice* [b]"Its like a all you can kill buffet"[/b]
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*Mortar takes the knife off the ground.* Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggheads *He grabs you and puts you on his shoulders, then stabs the knife into the ground, causing everything to freeze over* Well, welcome to the new meat locker.
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"Ohhh fancy!" That was when a loud rumbling could be heard. All of the iced enemies shattered and all of the crystalized blood rushed to a enemy in the center. It made it larger and then he pulled a large greatsword out and coated himself in fire. He did a spin with his sword causing a explosion of fire.
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*Mortar puts you down* Well, good thing I'm practically immune to fiee
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"I just don't die!" Garuud laughs as he pulls out his sword ready to combat the now fiery swordsman.
