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5/7/2016 8:58:22 PM
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Describe your face.
Describe your face the best you can.
I am white, monkey faced, and have a messy J.B. cut.
Hopefully you're not as ugly as me, but feel free to describe your features best you can.
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3 Replies>be me, 9 years old >sleeping on top bunk, little brother beneath me >suddenly get massive urge to fart >think it would be funny to fart on my brother's face >take off pants and underwear >position anus right above his nose >go for the kill >oh [b][i]shit,[/i][/b] that wasn't a fart >massive amounts of incredibly putrid and chunky diarrhea go right into my brother's nose and mouth >panic.jpg >he wakes up startled, breathing and choking on brown fluid >IT WENT IN HIS FÚCKING MOUTH. >he vomits all over the room and runs crying to mom >I hide >mom asks how he got that way, covered in shit and vomit, he says I shit in his mouth >mfw mom found me
