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5/12/2016 7:24:02 PM
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I don't think pistols will work that well as opposed to many things here.
*I put my hand between my shoulder blades. A black katana/broadsword with red symbols forms in my hand. When fully formed, it ignites in green flames.*
THIS is what I use
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"Oooooo fancy! I have cool swords too!" Garuud pulled out a massive great sword that shined with a irregular light. It seemed to cut the very air around it.
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Cool. Now Let's not go into a contest... *As he says that, the sword rapidly changes from a sword to a variety of melee weapons* ... and go.
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"Mines bigger" Garuud said with a laugh. Then looked around. "So where too?"
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I just wanna see where we are, see if we can hold our own.
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"For sure! I can hold my own for the most part. Have you seen whats on this ship?" *childish voice* [b]"besides bones and places you get eaten."[/b]
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Weird shadow rooms that tried to take my friend Royal, old runes, and, the last b thing I'd expect, a burger place. But I'd DEFINITELY give it one star on Yelp.
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"Well crap, let's go see if we can't start some trouble." Garuud laughed as he turned the corner
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Can't or can? *Mortar grins under his mask*
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"Both!" Garuud laughs. *mature voice* [i]"that doesn't make any sense"[/i] Garuud started to say something when he was interrupted by another voice * childish voice* [b]" sure it does! It's kind of like let's not get into trouble. But we are really really looking for it."[/b]
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What the childish voice said
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"Great!" Garuud walked down the hallway until he came upon a door. With a massive demonic face on it biting into a newborn infant. "So..... the cafeteria?" * Mature voice* [i]" I certainly hope not, I do not like infants in my burritos."[/i] Garuud chuckled as he went to push the door open. As soon as he touched the door he felt something on the other side, something dark. * all 3 voices* " Boooooossssss fiiiiiigggghhhhttttt!"
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Edited by BrandRobKus: 5/15/2016 8:40:58 PMWelp, time to kick ass. *The door opens into a large dark room, covered in an odd fluid. One large creature sits chained in the center* Well, at least it's chained up
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Garuud sighed. " They always are, until they break free as soon as we show up." As if on queue the door slammed shut behind them and the creature looked up with its massive green eye and a giant maw full of teeth.
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Let's free it then *Mortar punches the ground, sending massive earthquake through the ground, making it fall on it's back*
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Garuud pulled out his two pistols. "Girls, time to go to work!" *Childish voice* [b]*begins humming the mortal kombat theme*[/b] Garuud began firing into the creatures chin as he dodged to the right moving around the room at a good speed.
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*Mortar dissolves into the ground and reforms under the beast, giving the worst Vasectomy you've seen* I had to, we don't want this thing to have babies
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While Garuud was running and saw the destruction done to the creaturs junk. He noticed something else too. It was getting bigger, not only that. But it was growing back any missing pieces. No, not growing. It was pulling them back. On closer inspection he found that the whole thing was made up of a jelly like substance. "Oh, that's just gross. Its like fighting a sentient tube of K Y jelly." *childish voice* [b]"Kinky!"[/b]
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I HATE Jell-O! *I cough up a hell load of an underworldly spore, creating a haze in the room* Are you fireproof?
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"Not technically. But I will be fine. I will hold him off." Garuud loaded up explosive rounds into his pistols then began firing into the creature blowing limbs off as each round hit. " bang bang bang bang!"
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*I hold my sword up, and the haze ignites in flames, burning the creature and making it crispy* Hey, that looks like my last meal at KFC
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Garuud had been burned badly as well. He looked extra crispy in fact. That only lasted a few seconds. As he began to heal rapidly his form changed back to normal in a few seconds. Garuud then stood up and fired two more rounds into the now crispy critter. Exploding it into tiny crispy pieces.
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Okay, now that I have that image seared into my head... *I walk up to the door, and form a large iron ball, which is thrown into the door and smashing it open* Okay, I don't care if this ship is living anymore
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At that point the room grew teeth and began trying to gnaw the flesh from there bones. Garuud jumped through the door at the last second. Barely dodging a set of razor sharp teeth.
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*Mortar reforms in front of you* You okay there?
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" me? Oh yeah, I do that all the time!"
