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5/12/2016 5:59:48 PM
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Not too long, long enough to bump into one of my old friends. He's around here somewhere
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"Oh, so more and more people are getting pulled here?" *childish voice* [b]"space herpes"[/b]. "Think we can get out of here?"
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Yes No And probably. I've been able to move around this ship easily, SCREW WALLS. *Faces a wall and flips it off*
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"Yeah!" Garuud pulls out a packet of c4
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That could work... Just do it delicately, I don't think the ship will like ya blowing it up. I told ya, she's living
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"Will do!" Garuud set up the explosive and jumped back the explosion blew a small hole in the wall. *childish voice* [b]"whhooo that is what you get when you mix C4 with a bean burrito! "[/b]
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Pretty sure you aren't deadpool. *I step through the hole.* You coming or not?
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"I may be, he is a extremely handsome guy bhahaha" Garuud hops through *mature voice* [i]"thats just weird. That's like saying a cousin is hot"[/i]. Garuud moved to the opposite wall and pulled a couple pistols out and looked around
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I don't think pistols will work that well as opposed to many things here. *I put my hand between my shoulder blades. A black katana/broadsword with red symbols forms in my hand. When fully formed, it ignites in green flames.* THIS is what I use
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"Oooooo fancy! I have cool swords too!" Garuud pulled out a massive great sword that shined with a irregular light. It seemed to cut the very air around it.
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Cool. Now Let's not go into a contest... *As he says that, the sword rapidly changes from a sword to a variety of melee weapons* ... and go.
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"Mines bigger" Garuud said with a laugh. Then looked around. "So where too?"
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I just wanna see where we are, see if we can hold our own.
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"For sure! I can hold my own for the most part. Have you seen whats on this ship?" *childish voice* [b]"besides bones and places you get eaten."[/b]
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Weird shadow rooms that tried to take my friend Royal, old runes, and, the last b thing I'd expect, a burger place. But I'd DEFINITELY give it one star on Yelp.
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"Well crap, let's go see if we can't start some trouble." Garuud laughed as he turned the corner
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Can't or can? *Mortar grins under his mask*
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"Both!" Garuud laughs. *mature voice* [i]"that doesn't make any sense"[/i] Garuud started to say something when he was interrupted by another voice * childish voice* [b]" sure it does! It's kind of like let's not get into trouble. But we are really really looking for it."[/b]
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What the childish voice said
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"Great!" Garuud walked down the hallway until he came upon a door. With a massive demonic face on it biting into a newborn infant. "So..... the cafeteria?" * Mature voice* [i]" I certainly hope not, I do not like infants in my burritos."[/i] Garuud chuckled as he went to push the door open. As soon as he touched the door he felt something on the other side, something dark. * all 3 voices* " Boooooossssss fiiiiiigggghhhhttttt!"
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Edited by BrandRobKus: 5/15/2016 8:40:58 PMWelp, time to kick ass. *The door opens into a large dark room, covered in an odd fluid. One large creature sits chained in the center* Well, at least it's chained up
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Garuud sighed. " They always are, until they break free as soon as we show up." As if on queue the door slammed shut behind them and the creature looked up with its massive green eye and a giant maw full of teeth.
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Let's free it then *Mortar punches the ground, sending massive earthquake through the ground, making it fall on it's back*
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Garuud pulled out his two pistols. "Girls, time to go to work!" *Childish voice* [b]*begins humming the mortal kombat theme*[/b] Garuud began firing into the creatures chin as he dodged to the right moving around the room at a good speed.
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*Mortar dissolves into the ground and reforms under the beast, giving the worst Vasectomy you've seen* I had to, we don't want this thing to have babies
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While Garuud was running and saw the destruction done to the creaturs junk. He noticed something else too. It was getting bigger, not only that. But it was growing back any missing pieces. No, not growing. It was pulling them back. On closer inspection he found that the whole thing was made up of a jelly like substance. "Oh, that's just gross. Its like fighting a sentient tube of K Y jelly." *childish voice* [b]"Kinky!"[/b]
