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5/11/2016 7:58:52 PM
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Garuud woke up in a cell.
"Whoa roomy" He said to himself.
*childish voice* [b]"Its better than out apartment... only by a little though. Less cockroaches."[/b]
*mature voice* [i]"That's the spirit!"[/i]
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*Mortar seemed to form from the ground. There were no trapdoors, he just seemed to... appear.* And... who is this?
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"Whoa. Now that is a trick. Tell me, how do you do that?" Garuud asked. * Mature voice* [i]"Sorry, our manners. Our name is Garuud."[/i] *childish voice* [b]"Assassin, mercenary, raging sex machine. At your service!"[/b]
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*Chuckles* I was born with it. I'm Mortar. *Holds his hand out to shake*
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Garuud grabbed his hand and shook it. "Nice to meet you Mortar, so where are we?" *Mature voice* [i]"They obviously don't care if we have our weapons *motioning to his gear*"[/i] *Childish voice* [b]" Are we in Saw? I will admit, its not the worst place I have woken up in."[/b] Garuud chuckled and looked around the room. It was dripping with ichor and there were long bleached bones of some creature in the corner.
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I'm not sure myself... I programmed a portal wrong and wound up here. I'd suggest tring to get out though, this ship feeds. *Motions to the bleached bones*
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Garuud looked at the bones. " I see. Know anything about this place? How did you get here?"
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My portal spazzed on me, and some dude named "The Summoner" runs it.
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"The summoner... Hmmm" Garuud spoke. " interesting. How long have you been here?
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Not too long, long enough to bump into one of my old friends. He's around here somewhere
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"Oh, so more and more people are getting pulled here?" *childish voice* [b]"space herpes"[/b]. "Think we can get out of here?"
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Yes No And probably. I've been able to move around this ship easily, SCREW WALLS. *Faces a wall and flips it off*
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"Yeah!" Garuud pulls out a packet of c4
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That could work... Just do it delicately, I don't think the ship will like ya blowing it up. I told ya, she's living
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"Will do!" Garuud set up the explosive and jumped back the explosion blew a small hole in the wall. *childish voice* [b]"whhooo that is what you get when you mix C4 with a bean burrito! "[/b]
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Pretty sure you aren't deadpool. *I step through the hole.* You coming or not?
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"I may be, he is a extremely handsome guy bhahaha" Garuud hops through *mature voice* [i]"thats just weird. That's like saying a cousin is hot"[/i]. Garuud moved to the opposite wall and pulled a couple pistols out and looked around
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I don't think pistols will work that well as opposed to many things here. *I put my hand between my shoulder blades. A black katana/broadsword with red symbols forms in my hand. When fully formed, it ignites in green flames.* THIS is what I use
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"Oooooo fancy! I have cool swords too!" Garuud pulled out a massive great sword that shined with a irregular light. It seemed to cut the very air around it.
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Cool. Now Let's not go into a contest... *As he says that, the sword rapidly changes from a sword to a variety of melee weapons* ... and go.
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"Mines bigger" Garuud said with a laugh. Then looked around. "So where too?"
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I just wanna see where we are, see if we can hold our own.
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"For sure! I can hold my own for the most part. Have you seen whats on this ship?" *childish voice* [b]"besides bones and places you get eaten."[/b]
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Weird shadow rooms that tried to take my friend Royal, old runes, and, the last b thing I'd expect, a burger place. But I'd DEFINITELY give it one star on Yelp.
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"Well crap, let's go see if we can't start some trouble." Garuud laughed as he turned the corner
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Can't or can? *Mortar grins under his mask*
