Alright. When I was little, I had this dream. It all started in the hundred acre wood. Roo the baby kangaroo was a mad scientist working on his next experiment: duplicating his favorite bouncy ball. When the experiment was conducted, the ball had arms and legs. It was also dressed as a cop for some reason. It became evil and started kidnapping children. He was too cheap for duct tape, so he used band-aids to silence his victims. Me and my mom were staying the night in a hotel, and when we walked in, something was definitely wrong. We saw his victims, laying helplessly in the room. My mom must have been blind, because she acted completely normal about everything. Then he walked in. The infamous child kidnapper who was also a ball with arms and legs. He entered the room with his army of dark knights right behind him. I screamed, then I woke up.