O Great One, please bless me with thy holy powers. May the fumes from my sacrificial offering of 1 God Roll Byronic Hero reach thy blessed nose and incline thy Holy Judgement more in my favor. O Anointed One, please allow thy distinguished servant, Ultra Knight, to carry out thy holy will and bless my pious soul with a single Last Word hand cannon.
In the name of our Lord and Master, Deej, Amen.
English
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You must first repent your gaming sins. Once you have asked for forgiveness, you will be accepted and rewarded. Thou shalt not lagswitch Thou shalt not Tbag Thou shalt not leave matches early Thou shalt not send hate messages Thou shalt not use RNGesus' name in vain Thou shalt not ask for nerfs Thou shalt not betray your fellow teammate Thou shalt not exploit the game's flaws Thou shalt not falsely report a player Thou shalt not neglect your primary weapon
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O Fantastic One, send me strength to rid the system of the impurity that is the False RNGesus below (unless he's on Playstation)! I beg of you, King of Kells and Kills! In the name of our Lord and Master, Deej, Amen.