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I shall do no such thing. You will suffer for falsely impersonating me, RNGesus. If anyone must change their name, it will be you.
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I'm the rngesus that killed the speaker. Go change your name Now.
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It's RNGesus, not rngesus. The [i]real[/i] RNGesus (who is me) would have properly written his name. You are a false god.
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False prophet! Stone him, or use a much more effective way like shooting him RIGHT NOW! O Disciple of the Darkness, I eagerly await the day when I face thee in the field of battle (unless you're on Playstation). I shall purge this system of thy iniquity. O real RNGesus, the Magnificent One, be praised!