Scientist have recently done tests on samples of water around different parts of the Pacific Ocean and all tests conclude that this water has a very high concentration of dihydrogen monoxide. If you do not know what it is, dihydrogen monoxide is very dangerous. It kills thousands each year through mainly inhalation and acute cellular hydration, and does not affect fish as much as it does humans. It usually takes liquid form but can also be a gas and solid. We should pay more attention to our environment. For more information on dihydrogen monoxide, click here --> http://www.dhmo.org/truth/Dihydrogen-Monoxide.html
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