Edit: Nobody can read edition!
Utilize vague language and avoid specifics as you describe a game, and let others guess which game it is. [u][b]Please put guesses and answers in spoilers[/b][/u] so multiple people can guess on the same post!
I'll list anyone who gets mine right, and will add more if they get solved.
I'll start with a few, for example:
1)[b]You are Space Jesus bothered by some bugs.[/b]
Bonus hint:
[spoiler][b]You tell your friends and they also hate bugs[/b].[/spoiler]
2) [b]The crazy guy is basically God and a bunch of savages tell you about yourself, afterwhich you kill another God.[/b]
Bonus hint:
[spoiler]Boats.[/spoiler]
Other bonus hint:
[spoiler]You probably aren't a human.[/spoiler]
3) [b]You tried to just do your job, but you end up just trying to leave work for the day but nobody wants to let you.[/b]
Bonus hint: [spoiler]No [i]thing[/i] wants to let you.[/spoiler]
Other hint:
[spoiler]You can sometimes spot a stranger throughout the levels of this game.[/spoiler]
4) [b]The factory you work in doesn't care about Health & Safety standards in the least.[/b]
Hint:[spoiler]Prophecy.[/spoiler]
5) [b]Oh shit, Aliens! It's up to a doctor, a janitor and some weird dog to stop them![/b]
Hint: [spoiler]In the second game, you control all three of the characters.[/spoiler]
6) [b]An obese man makes his own Wii U & Television.[/b]
Hint: [spoiler]He has weird friends.[/spoiler]
7) [b]You're a regular guy who takes his family to the Aquarium.[/b]
Hint:
[spoiler]A totally normal dude.[/spoiler]
8) [b]You talk to animals on a daily basis.[/b]
Hint:[spoiler]Just checking in.[/spoiler]
[u][b]Fot's Hall of Fame:[/b][/u]
Feferi Peixas
Uncle Touchy
Spartan A145
Phosphorus
Battle Pants
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Edited by Chef Boyardank: 5/1/2016 9:26:30 PM#1 You have to save a princess from a tower whilst also being chased by a giant bird rather than a dragon. There's also racism. Lots of racism. #2 A once-great city has basically become Detroit, but you know Kung-Fu. You fight an edgy teenager and there's driving involved. #3 You didn't choose your job. You fight aliens and beasts forever. Your boss is an old dude, but you usually hang out with his cute secretary. She fake af tho. #4 You be chilling like a villain with bae until you find that someone nabbed your kid. Now you gotta get him back. You also hate a bald guy. #5 You paint stuff with your tail. You hang out with a bug and you have to kill a dragon. #6 You lost something and now you're pissed. You fight spooky scary skels with guns and you can basically cheese everything with a dog.