I met this girl...
She's just great
This girl I just adore
The problem is,
She has much more
Than I bargained for
She's got that style
She's hot that smile
She's got the walk
She's got that tuck
She's got that zing
There's just one thing,
She has... A penis
She's got that flair
She knows what to wear
She's got that face
That girl is grace
She's got pizzazz
Too bad she has... A penis
Now there's always failure
Always some flaw
Ain't that what they call
Murfey's law
But male genitalia
That's where I draw the line
Besides,
Her's is bigger than mine
My life's a mess
'Cause under that dress
She's got a P-E-N-I-S
Yes!
English
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I remember this
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Something calamitous has happened to me Some asshole stole my identity
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Ray jessel is perf