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4/5/2016 2:37:39 PM
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Halp! My cat clawed my hand and I'm bleeding.
I'm bleeding! Halp me plz. I think I'm gonna fai
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Salt the wound.
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2 Repliesanyone else had "cat scratch fever" song play in there head when reading op's post
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Don't complain. You now have a beverage.
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Have you tried turning it on and off again?
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Aren't the faze people the "360 no scope!" fags?
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Throw your cat out the window
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[spoiler]should've chosen dog[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyTreat it by slathering lemon juice all over the cut. Then lather up in some KY jelly and run naked down the street. Should heal quickest with this method.
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ampertate
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Cut it off and castrate it, then freeze it, then do something about your wound.
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2 RepliesDelete system 32, that should help
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1 ReplyEat cat.
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Cut off the cats paw . There now you are even
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7 RepliesWhy do you have a cat. They are the most inferior species on the planet. [spoiler]#Dagmasterrace[/spoiler]
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Take one of its lives so if you die you'll be even.
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You're probably going to get Cat Scratch Fever. You'll probably die
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Spit on it.
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And now you're a were-pussy.
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Edited by Pepe Silvia: 4/6/2016 3:54:09 PMStick it's nose in it so it knows what it did.
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Cat scratches get infected, go to a doctor
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Use mayonnaise on it.
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-blam!- that pussy for clawing you! [spoiler]You can interpret it how you want[/spoiler]
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Pour salt onto it.
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If it's like a tiny nick, and is only lightly bleeding if you press on it, wash it and you'll be fine. If it's a major scratch, wash, apply rubbing alcohol, and bandage. Works all the time.
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Get over it
