^What I imagine OP's face looks like when someone posts a stupid thread like this. Also a good summary of OP's message if TL;DR. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [spoiler]Btw, this fits pretty much every buff/nerf thread ever. If you can't learn to counter and create advantages to other combat types then perhaps FPS aren't the experience you're looking for. My nieces and nephews play Disney Infinity. They have unlimited lives and pass all of the levels with ease. Maybe this would be a better game for you?[/spoiler]