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3/27/2016 1:25:34 AM
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Batman V Superman
Discuss Batman v Superman on this thread. Talk about cameos, scenes, theories, or other things. Be warned that this thread will most likely contain spoilers.
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I was so sad when Captain America said that Bucky is his friend. And then Iron Man said that he was as well! :(
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7 RepliesWhat a fuсking mess. The film's called Batman vs Superman, yet you only see them fight for 10 minutes (which is the best part of the film) until they stop fighting because "durr our moms have the same name guess you're alright then". The film makers then collectively said "fuсk it" and threw in a giant ogre for some reason. It literally comes out of nowhere (somehow General Zod's body + Lex Luthor's blood + broken alien ship = giant planet destroying ogre), and then the climax is just them fighting Doomsday. Then, Superman dies, which you can see coming from a mile away, and they proceed to have a giant funeral only for Superman to actually be alive, thus negating any potential tension in the inevitable sequels, since Superman cannot die. Up until the climax, I thought it was pretty good, but there was a real lack of a clear direction. Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Flash and Cyborg are shoehorned in so they can make an Avengers rip off, there's a weird post-apocalyptic dream that goes on way too long and just disappears afterwards, the whole question of "Should there be a Superman?" gets dropped halfway through etc. It just felt like it was trying to be too many movies at once. Also, Lex Luthor's a blatant Joker rip off, just cringey as hell. They nailed Batman though. I loved the subtleties of the character, like seeing Robin's suit with the Joker's writing on it, and you can really see why he's more fuсked up than usual. Just watched the film, venting what I thought.
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4 Replies29% On Rotten Tomatoes.
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It sucked.
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Never hated Lois Lane more. *throws away spear* "yay this will save Su-" *giant ass Kryptonian Satan starts wrecking shit* "ah shit"
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2 RepliesWhy the -blam!- is Lex Luther not bald?!
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Lois sucks I hate her so much
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3 RepliesWhat is with Superman and his crew and their weird fetish of giving people cancer? In Man of Steel, Zod and him demolish and knock over many skyscrapers and large buildings. Many people who helped clean up and were exposed to the building dust during 9/11 got cancer. It follows, that a large percentage of Metropolis' citizens have cancer or will. In BvS, they say kryptonite gives off radiation. Then Lois drops the spear into what looks like a water supply this irradiating the water. Radiatiated water is most certainly not something healthy to drink. Oprah of cancer. You get cancer, to get cancer, everybody gets cancer!!
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17 RepliesBatman: I'm gonna kill you! Superman: m m marthaaa Batman: y u say dat Lois: dat his momma Batman: ... Batman: we are bff now Stupid.
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2 RepliesThey -blam!-ed up with it. It ruins any Superman movies in the future because we know he can just come back.
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2 RepliesPeople get on Eisenberg's back and even if he wasn't a great Lex, he was a good badguy. Some quotes include: [quote]If I took a jar of piss and labeled it, "Granny's Peach Tea", would you drink it?[/quote] [quote]Psychotic, a three syllable word for any thought too big for small minds! [/quote] [quote]I have come to learn that if God is allpowerful, he cannot be allgood. If God is allgood, he cannot be allpowerful.[/quote] I will be quoting him for a long time. Affleck was a great Batman and I want to see his movie. The movie itself was pretty "meh". Plot was "meh" and there was about 30 seconds of BVS fighting that wasn't in the trailers. The Doomsday part was predictable, boring, and useless. The CGI was crap. So much useless shit happened just to have explosions and crap. Superman's death was predictable and anticlimactic. We were supposed to feel something but even someone who didn't know the comic knows DC didn't just kill off their sack of money. The ending with the coffin was laughable. OH MY GOD HE MAY NOT BE DEAD! How Unpredictable! I'd give it a generous 5/10
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2 RepliesBats-"You ready to die bitch?!?!" Supes-"My moms name is Martha." Bats-"Shit fam, Yours too? Let's hit the club!" Supes-"Aight lemme tell Lois we bout to go "fight Doomsday", it'll be one hell of a story" Bats-"Ima invite wonder woman to get in on this shit" Wondi Woman-"SUP BITCHES!!!" Bats and Supes-"AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!"
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My ass definitely won
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Best worst movie ever. Loved every second of it- seen it twice so far, and somehow the last .5 seconds gave me more chills the second time.
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WHERE ARE THE DRUGS GOING!?!?!??
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1 ReplyI feel like the people who read the comics appreciated it more than the people who didnt. Batman was brutal and honestly Ben Affleck did a pretty good job. I think they shouldve left most of the flashback/dreams out though, they were just confusing.
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1 ReplyDaredevil kills Doomsday.
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1 ReplyCould have been better. Could have been worse. Affleck actually pulled it off. Doomsday/death of Superman should have been its own movie. Recast Lex so that he's more like Lex and not a weird little maniacal kid. Good villain, bad Lex.
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17 RepliesManbat scared me.
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2 RepliesEdited by IAmMilkGuy: 3/29/2016 5:36:25 AMGreatest orphan match in the History of the world
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4 RepliesThis movie seemed more on "Dawn of Justice" then "Batman v Superman". Not saying that fight wasn't cool (It was AWESOME), it seem more to begin to set the stage for Justice League
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14 RepliesThey used the superman death card way too early imo
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2 RepliesPretty trash movie.
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My reaction to that movie...
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It was complete garbage in my opinion, if you know anything about the comics you would understand how bad they screwed up.
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11 RepliesI got a great joke about BvS and StarWars the force awakens [spoiler]superman and Han Solo are dead [/spoiler]
