A man came up to me in a van and told me that he was my real dad and my real mom was in the hospital so I went in then he fed me lsd and cut off my toes and made me eat like 3. I'm on the moon right now guys and my real mom got her cancer cured by eating the rest of my toes.
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[quote] cut off my toes and made me eat them.[/quote] [quote] real mom got her cancer cured by eating my toes.[/quote] If you're going to shitpost at least have some consistency
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Niglet I have 10 toes
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