Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
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Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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Wasn't awkward for me but awkward for the stranger. I used to take a bus home. The bus ride was only 15 minutes to where I would just walk the other 5 minutes to my house. I'm sitting in my seat, headphones in, looking out the window, thinking about life. Suddenly I feel an odd sensation on the back of my head. I run my hand through my hair and I feel sticky mat. I immediately bring my fingers up to my nose to try and decipher what it is by it's smell. It smells minty. I suddenly realize somebody put gum in my hair. In a act of pure rage I spin around in my seat to look at the people behind me. It was 2 teenage girls, both smacking their lips to some mint gum. I said in a very angry tone "Did you seriously put gum in my hair?" Both of their faces turn to a bright red and they immediately start stumbling over their words trying to muster up some sort of response denying my claim. I looked one dead in the eyes and said "Do not try to lie to me, I can smell the gum. You both need to mature and grow up. I know five year olds with better manners." After that I just turned around and sat quietly without listening to my music anymore. They both were also silent for the duration of my ride. [quote]Wow, Ethan! Great memes! Keep it up! Proud of you![/quote]