Haha. Yeah, mine is highly unlikely to ever be able to do the one thing you say it is designed to do. Not everyone works properly down there. I was always taugh "you have unprotected sex, you will get pregnant," that totally set me up for a personal fall. Also, I'm sure that there are still things I don't know on the subject at my age. It seens you only really know about it if you try it now. I mean, basic health care to prevent things like thrush and UTI's. I guess on that front it's mostly a female issue. However would it kill guys to know these things?