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I got a good laugh out of this.

Wow the emotional attachment to this game is pathetic

One good thing is how the Devs have dealt with people moaning about how hard challenge mode is. Asking for a nerf. Their response "deal with it" they said to use better strategy and loadouts. This how bungie should have dealt with people in destiny moaning about night falls and certain strike bosses and pvp. I like a challenge. In year one destiny was challenging. Now it's a joke. I do hope they get their act together so my time invested in this game hasn't gone to waste.

Change 1: Enemies - Scrap every enemy and instead create a single race of dregs dressed in an assorted variety of cotton / polyester sweatshirts, scarves and hats. Buff enemy armor by 800%. Name them all Alex. - Are you upset cause the factions look different and are human and not powered by space magic? Change 2: Bosses - Scrap all boss fight mechanics. Scrap every existing boss in lieu of one of the aforementioned enemies with a higher amount of HP and damage output. Pick a noun at random, set as boss name. Considering we only have hard and challenging mission and not a real end game fight yet even though it's on it's way. Have you tried fighting the helicopter boss? Most bosses in Destiny are just larger versions of the normal enemies with larger health pools. Adding extra shields or controlling when a boss can be damaged just to add three waves of enemies isn't that exciting. Change 3: PVP - Scrap the existing PVP completely, and instead allow guardians to kill eachother in a specific area of Patrol mode. Players must complete a Warsat event to keep any collected loot. Have deaths reduce light level. Unless you have run the Dark zone and have been in fire fights on three sides with Rogues bearing down on you, how can you even compare that to the tiny pvp zones in Destiny? Is it because you would rather be able to lane camp with a 1k yard stare? Change 4: Locations - Scrap the moon, venus, mars, saturn, and reef. Scrap patrol matchmaking. Yeah those maps are so massive and everyone spends so much time on patrol. Change 5: Endgame - Scrap all endgame content in lieu of a max light level difficulty for 5 story missions. Destiny has had since late 2014 to work on it's end game. The Division has been out what two weeks? Are you mad it has garnered so much attention so quickly? Change 6: Mobility - Scrap sparrows, pikes, heavy pikes and interceptors. Scrap jumping. Scrap crouching. Buff jogging. Add shadestep to every class. Again the Division is based in a more realistic setting. If you prefer space magic and floating and triple jump. Stay here and ride your sparrow on patrol by all means. For some reason in your head, rolling away from the enemy = shadestep. lol. Change 7: Gear - Hand out legendaries and exotics freely, but with a 99% chance of having a useless roll. Sweet! A Gjallarhorn! ..Aw man, Shank burn.. Destiny hands out legendaries with bad rolls on a daily basis. It's why you see so many people posting about their rolls. Oh in case you didn't know cause you sound ignorant to the fact, High ends are not = to exotics. High end is a different tier of gear altogether. More powerful end game gear that can be equipped in every slot. So yeah, just like the gear before it, it is generated with random perks. Change 8: Other - Make the game third-person. Nerf strange coin drop rate. Scrap existing supers. Players must queue to interact with vendors. Nothing wrong with a third person shooter. Not sure why all you hipsters have a problem with it. Some players out there can enjoy first person and third person. Phoenix coin drop rate was reduced because it was too high to begin with. Some times when games launch adjustments to in game need to be made. Have you heard of the loot cave? Oh yeah no crutch supers either. In the Division they are team based and design to work for your entire squad. Not so you can super charge yourself with electricity and go on a easy mode 6 kill streak. Where the hell do you have to queue to speak to a vendor? Misinformation? TLDR: You shouldnt post about the game unless you have played it. That way you don't sound so stupid. It will benefit the rest of this community.

I guess people wouldn't get it's satire if you puked it right in front of their feet. *smh*

ha its amazing how people post the most retarded things. if you play a game more then 2 hours a day u obviously are going to play thru the game in no time and start complaining no matter what game it is. I don't agree with how everything works in destiny and absolutely hate nerfs but get over it people. ive had destiny for goin on 2 years and I still only have 1 guy in the 300s.......word of the day... JOB!!! I do hope a lot of u nerfers and cry babies do go to division tho its a amazing game try it out and never return :)

I just fought a guy name Kowalski. Or was it Kosninski? I forget. The mission before that I fought Martinez. The names are pretty funny tbh

Plot twist division could learn from destiny

I would a actually love a darkzone in destiny. Just make it a dark planet

By making a few opinions based on OP's post, either He will make Destiny great, or kill it. [b]Change 1: Enemies[/b] - Scrap every enemy and instead create a single race of dregs dressed in an assorted variety of cotton / polyester sweatshirts, scarves and hats. Buff enemy armor by 800%. Name them all Alex. [i]Turning this into the Division, What?[/i] [b]Change 2: Bosses[/b] - Scrap all boss fight mechanics. Scrap every existing boss in lieu of one of the aforementioned enemies with a higher amount of HP and damage output. Pick a noun at random, set as boss name. [i]Bullet sponge, OP[/i] [b]Change 3: PVP[/b] - Scrap the existing PVP completely, and instead allow guardians to kill eachother in a specific area of Patrol mode. Players must complete a Warsat event to keep any collected loot. Have deaths reduce light level. [i]Good idea, but remove the Deaths reduces light level part[/i] [b]Change 4: Locations[/b] - Scrap the moon, venus, mars, saturn, and reef. Scrap patrol matchmaking. [i]What, You're turning Destiny to the Division, the hell is wrong with you.[/i] [b]Change 5: Endgame[/b] - Scrap all endgame content in lieu of a max light level difficulty for 5 story missions. [i]Meh.....That could work?[/i] [b]Change 6: Mobility[/b] - Scrap sparrows, pikes, heavy pikes and interceptors. Scrap jumping. Scrap crouching. Buff jogging. Add shadestep to every class. [i]That kils Destiny, we don't want shadestep on everyone[/i] [b]Change 7: Gear[/b] - Hand out legendaries and exotics freely, but with a 99% chance of having a useless roll. [i]Sweet! A Gjallarhorn! ..Aw man, Shank burn..[/i] [i]Wait till the forums burn.[/i] [b]Change 8: Other[/b] - Make the game third-person. Nerf strange coin drop rate. Scrap existing supers. Players must queue to interact with vendors. [i]Oh Hell no, That ruins the point of Destiny, and Guardians would be dead.[/i] These suggestions are the result of how OP KILLED Destiny, by Copying the Division .[/quote] *slowclaps* #NotSatire #Satire #Parody

wow.... someone sounds salty... and like they even haven't played the game they claim to have such knowledge about...I can tell you this for sure 90% of this aint accurate... I could go through point by point buts its obvious your mind is already made up..

God dammit. The only thing desticles do is complain about every other game that exists. For example - *No Man's Sky releases* Half the destiny forums: No Man's Sky will kill destiny!! Other half: LOL NUU MAINS SKUU SUCKS HEREZ WHY. ITS A ROOPOFF OF DESTINU BECAUZE YOU GO TO SPACEEEE.