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3/11/2016 7:38:54 AM
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What's Your Most Embarrassing Injury? (Story Time with Bio)

Okay, so this story is from when I managed to break and injure my collarbone twice in the same week. It's probably one of the most embarrassing injuries I've ever gotten. And that's saying a lot cause I tend to get injured on a weekly basis. Anywho, story time. Okay, so this happened around when I was in 6th grade, so about like 11, maybe 12. I can't recall. So I was riding a scooter around my friends house and I went down this steep hill, cause I was like "OH MAN, IMMA DO THIS SHIT" and then I was going down the hill and some genuis had the idea to put a speed bump in bottom of the hill. Who does that?! WHY?! Anyways, so I'm going down the hill, feeling pretty chill and then I hit the speed bump. Then I went flying into the sky, hit the road and rolled around a bit. So after that, I just sit up, spit out a tooth as my friend runs up to me. And he starts questioning if I'm okay and what happened, and I'm just holding back the tear cause that shit hurt like hell and nodding like an idiot. Then I just stand up, slowly limp back t my house, holding my arm which hurt like hell, and faceplant as soon I open the door. So my mum finds me face own on the floor and takes me to the hospital cause my arm. I was told it was broken, but not broken enough to the point that I needed a cast, just a sling. So the next day is a Monday, and I gotta go to school, Now, little kid Bio was a genius and decided that I ain't taking my sling to school and would hide the injury so no one would ask about it. Cause seriously, anytime I walked into the class with some injury, they would also do like some Grudge 180 degree neck spin and look at me and be like "WHAT HAPPENED", and so I didn't want to deal with that. And so, I reach school, I'm holding my right arm close, cause that's the inured arm, and I'm trying to write in class, but it hurts like a mother because I'm right handed, I had tears in my eyes because it hurt that bad, and some kid noticed and was like "Oh Luis (no one called me Bio back then) why are you crying?" and I just simply said I was super happy to be writing. Then it was time for lunch, and oh lordy, am I a dumbass, because I stood up from my desk so fast, using my arms on the desk to boost me up, that I dislocated my collar bone, so, I'm just standing there, looking like I'm having some Vietnam flashback before I return back to the land of the peoples and walk to recess holding my arm, with a Vietnam flashback face because the pain was so intense that I was about to cry on the spot. So, after a day of constant pain and fighting tear and having a Vietnam flashback face, I return home, lay down on the floor and tell my mum to take me to the hospital. Which then I had to wear my sling and everyone questioned me and laughed when I said how it broke, cause getting hurt by a scooter is pretty embarrassing. And that's the story of how I broke my collarbone twice in one week. :D So, once you're all done pointing and laughing at me. What's your most embarrassing injury?

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  • When I was in elementary school I was using one of those big paper cutters without permission. It fell on my thumb, so I screamed and jerked my hand back and flung a bloody chunk of thumb onto a kid's face.

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